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I’m already an actress!
Actors Wanted For Inside Telemarketing Sales
1st Class Medical – Englewood, CO
If you can act, you can sell!
Our company is looking for talented actors to join us in medical sales. Our reps make 100k per year.
Previous work history that is usually a success with our company:
Steel Building Sales
We sell products that people need not want. As long as you have a great voice and acting skills, I can guarantee you will earn 100k or more per year.
If you are looking for you big role one day on the big screen, this is a great place to practice your skills.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear Fellow Nominees,
I feel very connected to this job already. I’m a phone actress at night. And I’m really good at pretending I dig my clients. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure they’re cool. But there are a lot of freaks out there!
But since I love to help others, I don’t mind. I’m patient, especially with the older dudes with wiener issues. Everybody needs love!
Anywho, I can’t wait to make 100 karat gold a year! I look good in gold! Bling, bling!
Pacinos and Streeps for All,
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I'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh.