the crack files:
Suzi sPEAKS
Just an average girl looking for her dream gig. Hit me up at: [email protected]
|
When you think “security”, think Suzi! Security Officer Riverside Casino & Golf Resort – Riverside, Iowa $12.25/hour after Attendance Incentive Summary: The Security Officer is responsible for protecting customers, employees, and all assets of Riverside Casino and Golf Resort, while providing superior Guest Service. Essential Functions: Patrol property (casino, hotel, parking lot, and golf course) and ensure the safety of all employees and guests. Respond to radio and emergency calls as needed. Perform First Aid, CPR, and AED as needed, and maintain certification in these areas when necessary. Up to 100% standing. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Poker Faces, I love the sounds and stale cigarette smells of casinos! My grandma blew all our inheritance at the casino. She used to drape us there all the time when she was trying to get rich or score a sugar daddy. Fun times. Anywho, I’d look great in a uniform. I scream “authority”. And, I’m cool with walking all the time. Exercise is good for you! Blackjack and Blackouts, Suzi Me. In charge of people. Cool… Chief of Staffsmallgirlspr – New York, NY Small Girls PR is a creatively-driven media relations, influencer and experiential agency championing a personal approach to public relations. How you’ll make an impact: This individual will oversee all non-billable functions (culture and talent, new business, finance) and provide laid out operations recommendations, backed by research and key insights to the CEO. Act as the CEO’s gatekeeper on projects or decision-making processes that are integral to growing the business. Come to every meeting prepared with agenda inclusive of recommendations on how we can improve the agency’s success through employee engagement, process improvements, and cost savings; Follow meetings with next steps, deadline dates & milestone gates. Work hand in hand with the finance team to ensure effective budgeting, overall financial management of clients and staffing, and P&L. Have an ear to the ground with what’s going on across the business and align teams in a cohesive way. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Little People (jk). I’m soooo good with people. I love talking to people and learning about them. And, I can be a badass if needed. I’ll keep people from your office, and I’ll gatekeep your mind from any bad thoughts. We don’t have time for no mess! And, I love working in groups. I love that connection. It’s like a warm, soft blanket. Niiiice. Make Me the HBIC, Suzi I like to have fun in the most holistic way! Nightclub/Dayclub Promoter TAO Group Las Vegas Office- Las Vegas, NV Part-time Overview: A Nightclub/Dayclub promoter is responsible for providing the highest quality of hospitality by offering our guests friendly service, anticipating our guests’ needs, and creating lasting business relationships. Job Description: Gives the guest a personalized service for bottle service and guest list. Seek out and discover new clientele. Maintain a strong presence on social media. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Party Peeples… My spirit is, like, totally Vegas! Bright lights. Never sleeping. Smiles and beverages for days… Plus, one time I won a thousand dollars. I treated everyone to Big Macs! Anywho, I’m a big picture-thinker, and I’m all about inviting more people to the party. So, I will walk around in full body paint like a billboard for the club! I have so many more ideas. Let’s talk! Show Us Your Tao Tas, Suzi French fries! Macaroons! Cheese! Wine! Café Boulud Host The Host is the first and last point of contact with the guest and is responsible for greeting, seating, and saying goodbye to guests as well as maintaining the flow of the restaurant during service. He/she will also take and confirm reservations over the phone, retrieve messages, and return phone calls in a clear, concise and accurate manner. The host/hostess will report directly to the General Manager. This ideal candidate will have at least one year experience as a host/hostess in a fine dining restaurant and knowledge of Open Table. Suzi's Cover Letter:Dear Little Chapeaus, I feel I’m French at heart even though I’m Asian. I love the colors blue, white, and red. I can be pretentious at times, and I love cheese! And at one time, I went through a phase of not shaving my armpits. I’m good with the public. And I’d make a good hostess because I studied Vanna White’s Wheel of Fortune moves. I have lots of energy! Café Au Lait and stuff! Suzi Breakfast is my favorite meal! Breakfast Host Springhill Suites by Marriot Seattle Downtown/South Lake Union – Seattle, WA The Springhill Suites by Marriott Seattle Downtown/South Lake Union, managed by Moody National Hospitality Management, is looking for an Inspector to join our team. We offer competitive pay, flexible scheduling opportunities, paid time off, and comprehensive benefits, including medical, dental, vision, and 401(k) with Employer Match. The Host/Hostess enhances customer service satisfaction by preparing and setting up the buffet with complimentary food and beverage items in accordance with established policies and procedures, as well as applicable health-related regulations and laws. Essential Functions: Prepare food and beverage items in accordance with established procedures in a timely manner prior to meal hours; prepare additional food as needed throughout meal hours. Set up the food buffet with scheduled items, including food, beverages, and eating utensils; continuously inspect the buffet to ensure that all items are available for guests throughout the meal hours. Respond to customer service concerns, issues, inquiries, and input in a timely, professional, and courteous manner; resolve customer complaints, escalate issues as necessary or report to other departments for resolution. Job specifications: Solid working knowledge of related company and brand policies, procedures, and services. Ability to utilize knives safely. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Hot Hashbrowns, This my calling! Not only do I love breakfast, I’m good at making it. Like, my Eggos rock! I spread peanut butter on them, and then butter and maple syrup. And I created the Suzi Sausage Special! Four links of sausage in a three-egg omelet with ketchup on top! I’m good with knives, too. That could make breakfast time even more fun! Also, I ruled the game Clue. I could find out who’s eating all the pastries and then shame them! Sunny Side Up, Suzi I love wraps! Wraparound Parent Partner Childhaven – Seatle, WA $20.00 - $26.64 Childhaven has an exciting opportunity to join the WISe (Wraparound with Intensive Services) Team as our next Wraparound Parent Partner. WISe/Wraparound is a team-based planning and service process designed to create better outcomes for children, to build child and family stability and support children’s success in their homes and communities. Members of this team will work closely together to collaboratively develop and implement an individualized plan of care, monitor the efficacy of the plan, and work towards success over time. Successful Candidates will: Have a strong understanding of family-professional partnerships Have the ability to discern when it’s appropriate to share personal experience and when to listen, maintain flexibility, and open-mindedness in responding to family needs and concerns Be able to work effectively with WISe team, including Facilitators and Mental Health Therapists Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Lovers, I’m just a bundle of fun, joy, and love! Hugs are my specialty, so wrapping my arms around someone is a given! And, I’m a good listener. Seriously, I do it every night with my clients. I assess their needs, and have successful outcomes. My success rate is 100%! Let’s hug it out, Suzi Reading is regimental! Library Clerk Placer County – Auburn, CA $36,354 - $44,187/year Part-time, Temporary The Placer County Library is seeking self-motivated individuals with outstanding customer service skills to assist patrons at branches in the Tahoe area. Flexibility is encouraged as schedules vary. Definition: To perform a variety of clerical duties related to the functions and programs of the library; and to assist the public in finding and checking in and out library materials. Examples of Essential Duties Duties may include, but are not limited to, the following: Perform circulation activities, including checking library materials in and out, registering and issuing cards, calculating and collecting fines and fees, and explaining library circulation policies and procedures. Shelve library materials and review library shelves for proper order. Compute, collect, receipt, and record monies collected for overdue, lost or damaged materials. Answer telephone and in-person inquiries, use available indexes and catalog systems. Monitor the condition of books and materials and performs necessary binding repairs. Keep library and public areas in order, neat and clean. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Fellow Bookworms, I always love to read. And something about libraries are cool. I think it’s awesome that we still have libraries. I mean, where are all the old people going to go? I see you’re looking for someone flexible. That’s me! And I can help with circulation. I’ll quietly go around to patrons and do jumping jacks with them! Dewey decimals, Suzi Alcohol + Suzi = Fun Alcohol Brand Ambassador_PSS Part Time Alcohol Brand Ambassador_PSS Are you a beer, wine, and spirit enthusiast? We are hiring vibrant and energetic individuals to represent the top brands of beer, wine, and spirits in the market today! If you enjoy meeting new people, then our part time Alcohol Brand Ambassador job is the perfect fit for you. As a Brand Ambassador, your responsibilities include engaging and educating consumers on our client’s products while increasing retail sales during in-store events. Join this exciting and growing industry and be part of a team that’s best in class for alcohol promotions. Things to consider: Must be over 21 and be willing to conduct Adult Beverage (alcohol) demonstrations. Company will provide training and certification course upon hire. Shifts can range from 4-6 hours taking place Thursday-Sunday Competitive pay rates Take this opportunity to join North America’s leading business solutions provider and build your career working with amazing people in a growing industry! Apply today! Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Boozehounds, I’m all about demonstrations and being the “face” of something. Back in high school, my bestie created her own spiked lemonade. I got everyone to try it. We would’ve been rich, except we got busted. Anywho, not only can I totally win more customers, I’m good with people and really creative! We could do crafts like make your own crunk chalice, then sample product! Champagne Kisses, Suzi |
AuthorI'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh. Archives
August 2022
Categories
All
|
RSS Feed