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Suzi sPEAKS
Just an average girl looking for her dream gig. Hit me up at: [email protected]
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I’m a little bit country…  House Attendant Los Angeles Country Club - Los Angeles, CA Job Type: Full-time or Part-time Position Summary Clean all public areas, employee areas and golf course bathrooms, tennis pro office, maintenance dorms and offices as assigned, in accordance with established quality and performance standards. Assist in the moving of furniture from various locations to accommodate banquet needs. Additional responsibilities include those of a Bellman and Doorman when needed. Performs duties for scheduled projects related to maintenance as assigned by the Department Head. Suzi’s Cover Letter:Dear One-Percenters, I’ve been wanting to unite two worlds: rich and poor. And what better way than through country music. I think a great theme would be country meets the country club. Yee Hawwwww! With pinkies up, of course! Think of all the fun that could be had. Riding a mechanical bull before dinner with Tiffany and Benson. Drinking Cristal from Mason jars. Eating Waygu jerky. Let’s be united in our snobbery. Plus, momma said a country club is a good place to meet a good man. In fact, one of my phone clients is a rich dude who goes to a country club… His wife never wants to play in the hay, so… Clubbers and Chuggers, Suzi Debt happens. I know this.  Debt Consultant Freedom Financial Network - Tempe, AZ Salary: $75,000 - $115,000 a year Job Type: Full-time Full Job Description Attention Inside Sales Professionals! Do you have excellent in-person or telephone sales experience? Are you looking for an opportunity with uncapped commissions? Are you ready to say goodbye to cold calling and exclusively work warm leads? If you’re a people person, joining Freedom Debt Relief is a capital idea. As an Inside Sales Representative, you’ll be the voice of the company as you consult with our amazing clients to help them find solutions to pay off their consumer debt and move forward toward a better financial future. You’ll be rewarded with attractive pay and benefits, and we’ll have your back with continuous training to help you develop your skills, grow your career or pursue a path into leadership. Don’t have a financial background? No problem. We provide paid comprehensive training. Work 40+ hours weekly Shift: Thursday through Monday Between the hours of 6am and 8pm Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Money Bags, This is, like, the perfect example of taking the skills I have and taking it all to the next level! I’m so the expert at inside sales!!! Like, seriously! I’m a saleswoman right now! I’m an experienced phone actress, so I totally sell the sexy while I’m sitting in my yoga pants eating a cupcake while Uncle Larry is touching his fossil stick getting all happy and thanking me and sending me gifts and money because he’s happy! Plus, I can empathy with people who are in debt. I was in debt before my phone acting gig. Like, credit cards were my friends because you can spend and never pay the bill… but that’s not true. So, now I use someone else’s credit card and they pay the bill. I can’t wait to share my knowledge with your customers. Pass Your Debt On, Suzi Candles are life!  Customer Care Associate – Seasonal P.F. Candle Co. - Los Angeles, CA Job Type: Part-time Hourly Wage: $22/hr Full Job Description We are seeking a Customer Service Associate to facilitate day-to-day communications and support for our retail customers during our busiest time of the year - Candle Season! Our Customer Care team acts as the voice of P.F., ensuring a meaningful and positive experience from the first impression onwards. This position will work remotely from home. It is part-time (3 days a week) with the potential to cover weekday and weekend shifts. This is a seasonal role, ending December 31, 2020. DUTIES: Offer timely, comprehensive support to all customers for any inquiries or issues that arise. Provide expert knowledge and education on product line and care/proper use suggestions. Direct communications via email, social media, website reviews, phone, and in-person engagement. Work to reduce response time across channels while increasing overall rating of P.F. experience. Ensure customer related issues are tracked and consolidated in our CSS system, efficiently communicated to all relevant team members, and resolved in a prompt manner. Assist in reporting customer feedback and ticketing data by properly tracking tickets in real time and compiling data across all channels. Actively look at the “bigger picture” to promote department growth and overall improvement for company. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Light Shine Brighters, I am the queen of all things candle. I used to spend so much on candles. So much. My scents would change as often as I would change underwear. And sometimes that would be a lot in one day depending on how many “friends” I’d be entertaining in any one day. (I’m popular). I like small candles, medium candles, and big candles. Candles set the mood. I’ve been known to help my squad make things romantical for their boos. They always come to me for advice. I always know which candles to pick. Everybody wins! Your Candelabra Star, Suzi I love good-smelling stuff!  Fragrance Freelance Associate NEST NEW YORK - Dallas, TX Job Title: Retail Freelancer Location: Dallas WELCOME TO NEST NEW YORK Where mood is elevated, and scent is celebrated. Our fragranced home, perfume, and body care collections transform the everyday through scents that transport, inspire and captivate the senses. Recognized by the fragrance industry as a game-changer, founder Laura Slatkin has a unique approach to fragrance, artfully blending notes of the familiar, the exotic, and the unexpected for a fragrance experience like no other. LET NEST NEW YORK SCENT YOUR WORLD Job Summary: We are seeking an individual who is motivated, passionate, and a true lover of scents to join our NEST team in the Dallas Market. This person must be highly motivated to sell beautiful products and to create an above and beyond customer experience. Responsibilities include but are not limited to: Achieve sales goals set by selling manager Create an atmosphere of beauty and luxury Merchandising of products to mirror Brand image Relationship building and maintenance with customers Liaison and collaboration with department store staff Maintain a high level of customer service by creating a memorable experience. Must have the ability to work independently and be a self-starter. Recruiting and introducing the brand to EVERY customer. Always uphold a company standard and maintain a professional image. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Spritzers, Smelling good is so important. I always make sure I smell good, and my man smells good. I’ve always told my dudes to spray their balls, because nobody wants to bob in a pool full of stank, you know what I mean? So, I’m your perfect Scentsociate! I just made up a cool word! And I own a couple of suits, but would be willing to buy more because nothing says a pro girl like a suit! I want to impress. I can’t wait to work for Ms. Slutkin! I’m sure she’s gotten around the fragrance world and can teach me so much. I’m like a sponge. One night I was a sponge for some fun-lovin’ frat guys, but I had had too much harry buffalo, so… But I’m kinda confused. Is this in New York or Dallas? I’ll move anywhere for the right opp! First Who Smelt It Sprayed It, Suzi To be a tour guide with my personality would be like the awesomest combo ever!  Tour Ambassador at Sofi Stadium Legends Hospitality - Sofi Stadium, Inglewood, CA Salary: $18 an hour Job Type: Part-time Full Job Description Legends Hospitality at Sofi Stadium, home of the LA Rams and LA Chargers, is hiring! Become a tour guide and get behind the scenes access to Sofi Stadium!! The Tour Ambassador will be a dynamic, interactive role within the venue with a specific focus on the guest experience and how the guest relates to the overall venue experience at SoFi Stadium. The role of a Tour Ambassador staff member is to effectively give information about SoFi Stadium in an entertaining, engaging and informative way. This position reports directly to the Tour Ambassador Supervisor. Responsibilities: Provide exceptional customer service to stadium visitors Setup/Tear Down and Facilitate various on-field activities for Field Experiences Maintain a professional image and pleasant demeanor at all times Be knowledgeable about all parts of the field activities operation as well as general stadium information Enjoys being part of athletic activities in large groups of people Work with fellow team members to keep tour route monitored in an effective manner Use of RFID systems along with Zebra handheld devices Communicate with teammates and supervisors via 2-way radio Ensure safety of all visitors Greeting guests as they enter assigned areas. Non-traditional hours (Nights, Weekends & Holidays as necessary Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Fellow Bad-assadors, I feel totally at home with this job already. I mean, my pops and I played baseball all the time together since he didn’t have any sons. He even accidentally knocked by two front teeth out with a baseball. This is so destiny! Plus, I love going to baseball games. My goal is to put as many wieners in my mouth as I can. One time, I ate 5 during one game. A record for me! Plus, I love all that wood… and the players look so hot in those uniforms. I’d like to catch some of their line drives. I’m really knowledgeable about the game: 7 endings, then yoga, then some baseball, and then there’s a plate. Strikes and strokes, Suzi |
AuthorI'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh. Archives
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