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Suzi sPEAKS
Just an average girl looking for her dream gig. Hit me up at: [email protected]
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I sure can blow!  Trombone Teachers The Music Teachers Network – Columbus, PA Part-Time Full Job Description The following job opening(s) are now available at www.musicteachersnetwork.com Trombone teacher needed for one child students in Philadelphia, PA **STUDENT ADDITIONAL COMMENTS: Looking for a private music teacher to provide lessons to my son who is in HS. ABOUT MTN: The Music Teachers Network is the nation’s premiere private music lessons company. Since 1997 MTN has connected thousands of families in the U.S. with talented music teachers for private piano, voice, guitar and instrumental lessons. MTN provides the ultimate teaching and business solution tools for private music instructors who seek to build and maintain healthy student rosters. To join our team or to find out more information please go to www.musicteachersnetwork.com Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear ‘Bone-ers, I’m a natural blower! I started playing the flute in grade school, and then in high school dudes told me I had the perfect lips for blowing, so playing woodwinds comes naturally. And I know a trombone isn’t a flute, but I’m really good with that slide thingie. And I've given plenty of raspberries on bellies, so I know that technique when playing instruments. Plus, I'm best in a one-on-one setting. So this job is perfect for me. Let’s Get ‘Boned! Suzi Math. I’ve got this. Duh! BookkeeperAccounting for Jewelers – Tennessee $15 - $20/hour, Full-time, Part-time Position Overview: Accounting for Jewelers, LLC is currently seeking a staff Bookkeeper to work with a roster of 18 - 20 clients. For this role, we’re looking for someone who has accounting experience, is tech-savvy, and servant-hearted. This is a part-time, work from home position. Hourly rate commensurate with experience. No benefits offered for part-time employees, but there is existing opportunity for the right candidate to go full time and take on more responsibilities not listed here. Part Time Probation and Training Period. Full Time Potential. Flexible Hours. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear (Word) Problem Solvers, If anything were more genetically meant to be, this is it. Hello! Asians and math are like oil and water! Like cats and dogs! Plus, I love jewelry. So counting carrots and stones are, like, perfect for me. I’m very good with jewels. I wear them. I fondle them to get some jewels. It’s all good. Plus, I helped one of my clients keep things off the books, so…I can do that for you, too. And, not only can I add stuff up, but I could model your jewelry too. I could wear gold paint and you could put the jewelry on me! Like two jobs from one person! Me! Bling and Bookkeeping, Suzi I was *this* close to auditioning for The Voice. SingersChristian Performing Arts Center – Dallas-Fort Worth, TX Part-time/$20-$25 per hour Singers, who are also entertainers, that are are ready to perform on their own in 45 minute show on video to show at nursing homes, Alzheimer care homes and retirement communities.. We will help put together your show. You will be featured in a professional video. You can definitely perform around your work schedule. We are looking for singers that can do either country songs, patriotic songs, old fashioned hymns or Christian songs. To audition, please email a phone video so we can hear your voice and see your performance. Experience: Singing outside of the shower: 1 year (Preferred) Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Fellow Mariah Careys, I have been singing my whole life. I swear to God that I have a soundtrack playing in my head all the time. And I’m singing to it! I have no formal training, but I sound awesome in the shower! And I sing at all my friends’ parties and I’ve done that forever, so, there’s my experience! Here’s my audition: Hope to Hear From You Soon, Suzi I’m a convincing person. Oh, the stories! Online Shopping Host/Social Media Personality- Social Media Content Creator Girl ExtraOrdinaire - Gardena, CA $40,000 - $250,000 a year Do you have a passion for Social Media, Women's fashion, Women Movements and causes, Wedding and Life Style? Do you have a passion to be in front of camera and build a long lasting community? Are you an ambitious and motivated individual, willing to work hard and long hours to do what you love and make a great income? If so please read below. Description: The primary function of this position is to be Live on social media, promoting and selling our products. Think QVC or HSN but you’re doing it on social media or other platforms. Our ideal candidate has a great personality, on-air presence, organizational skills and ability to work under pressure and tight deadlines. Social Media host/personality is responsible for hosting Live Sale program, promoting and showcasing our products, creating videos and photos in on-location, lifestyle settings. Additionally, Ideal candidate will conceptualize, strategize and create videos, photos, blogs and other social media contents. Candidate will create fresh and engaging content on a daily basis in addition to hosting and developing co-branding/co-marketing opportunity with other brands and personalities. Candidate is responsible in planning and executing all the photo and video shoots in coordination with marketing team and ownership. Suzi's Cover Letter:Dear Shopaholics! I love the camera and it loves me! I’ve done so much on-camera stuff, publicly and privately. I’m a pro! I love shopping, so… I’ll have a passion for all your products. One time a friend of mine had a product he called Sac Suds for man-balls. I did a video for the socials and—he sold out! It probably helped that I was wearing a thong bikini… Too bad he got busted for pot or he would’ve been a bajillionaire… All the Suds, Suzi |
AuthorI'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh. Archives
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