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Suzi sPEAKS
Just an average girl looking for her dream gig. Hit me up at: [email protected]
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I love to show and tell! Personalities/Characters/Tour Guides Massage Chair Bus Tours, LLC - Dallas, TX Job Type: PT $17-$20/hour plus tips If you have charm, charisma, energy, a good driving record and enjoy people loving you for taking them on a tour of the city in a high-end massage chair, then apply for this job! If you do not have any stage, acting, singing, entertaining performance, please do not apply for this job. Your job is to entertain 6 people on a tour with your performance background. Pay: $34 a tour - (1.5 - 2 hrs) TIPS!!!! TIPS!!! TIPS!!!! TIPS!!!! TIPS!!!! Being a tour guide means building a relationship with your guests and taking them on a journey...when you do this in the right way… the tips can be amazing!!! Most of the facts given during the tour are from a voice recorded tablet so there is very little memorizing of a script involved. You need to be comfortable driving a 6 passenger, 22' long, E-450 Shuttle Bus. We offer two types of tours and we will be needing three drivers to cover various shifts. You will be wearing a purple tailed tuxedo. IT IS HIGHLY IMPORTANT YOU SEND YOUR RESUME WITH A NICE COVER LETTER (A FEW SENTENCES) AS TO WHY YOU WOULD BE A GOOD FIT FOR THIS JOB. WE CALL PEOPLE WHO SEND COVER LETTERS ABOVE OTHERS AS THEY WANT THE JOB MORE. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Journeymen, My grams used to go on bus tours all the time for some old lady fun. Sometimes, she’d take me. So. Much. Fun. All the old men would give me candy and money. Maybe that’s why I have a special place in my heart for my clients that are older. Anywho, my favorite thing to do is to make people feel welcome. I was voted Most Likely to Be an Escort in high school because I love to show people around. But I don’t know why that didn’t make the yearbook… Plus, Journey is my favorite band! Don’t Stop Believing that I’m the right person for the job. Don’t let us go our Separate Ways without interviewing me, first. I will welcome the opportunity with Open Arms. Don’t let the Lights go down without hiring the best—me! Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’, Suzi Call me Yogi!  Park RangerThe State of Florida – White Springs Salary: $2,166.67 Month; $26,000.04 Year This is moderately independent work providing Visitor Services, Resource Management, Maintenance, Administration and Protection of Stephen Foster Folk Culture Center State Park. VISITOR SERVICES - Explains facilities and services provided for public use, enjoyment and education; meets visitors, answers questions, provides information and directions. Attempts to resolve visitor complaints while maintaining good public relations. Provides natural and cultural history interpretive programs, assists with set up and break down of all park special events and provides unit specific services as directed. RESOURCE MANAGEMENT - Recognizes biological communities and the natural processes required for their maintenance. Observes, maintains and protects the natural, cultural, historic and archaeological resources of the park. Participates in prescribed burning related activities. Implements vegetation and wildlife management plans, maintains optimum species control via natural and chemical means. Implements site restoration projects such as reforestation and erosion control. Implements water resources management plans. Collects and records resource management data. Collects and records resource management data. MAINTENANCE - Maintains park structures, facilities, equipment and grounds through routine, preventive, and corrective maintenance practices. Conducts routine inspections to ensure proper maintenance standards are met. Maintains cleanliness of grounds and facilities. ADMINISTRATION - Prepares forms and reports on a wide range of subjects including visitation, vehicle usage, purchase requests and accidents. Answers telephone operates park radio, computer and various office equipment; conducts purchasing and fiscal activities in compliance with established procedures. Collects fees, performs cash register transactions and reconciles receipts. Orders, sells and inventories resale merchandise. Answers correspondence and maintains park files. PROTECTION - Performs routine patrols and security checks; takes appropriate action to ensure visitor safety and adherence to park rules; ensures adherence to the Park Protection Plan. Opens and/or secures park facilities as appropriate. Interprets and enforces park rules pertaining to all natural and cultural resources and facilities and use thereof for the safety and enjoyment of the visitor. Responsible for security of cash fund. Performs other related duties as required. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Pic-ih-nic Basket People, I have loved the great outdoors thanks to Yogi Bear. I mean, seriously. How cute. And fun. Now, I think we could use a little freshening up of the uniforms, because khaki is just so boring, but if we have to keep those colors, I suggest we wear some Skechers in hot pink or something. Cute and useful, right? I’m really great at giving tours. Many of my phone clients have translated into other opportunities where they have big parties at their homes and they want the ladies there to entertain, and so I always show the girls around the homes and make it sound so awesome. And, I’ll be great with security. I have a pink taser, and I’m a fan of the movie “Broken Arrow”. And wasn’t what’s-her-face a park ranger? Yeah. I practiced her moves and stuff. So… It’s The Climb, Suzi P.S. I really hate bugs, so can I limit my time outdoors? To be a tour guide with my personality would be like the awesomest combo ever!  Tour Ambassador at Sofi Stadium Legends Hospitality - Sofi Stadium, Inglewood, CA Salary: $18 an hour Job Type: Part-time Full Job Description Legends Hospitality at Sofi Stadium, home of the LA Rams and LA Chargers, is hiring! Become a tour guide and get behind the scenes access to Sofi Stadium!! The Tour Ambassador will be a dynamic, interactive role within the venue with a specific focus on the guest experience and how the guest relates to the overall venue experience at SoFi Stadium. The role of a Tour Ambassador staff member is to effectively give information about SoFi Stadium in an entertaining, engaging and informative way. This position reports directly to the Tour Ambassador Supervisor. Responsibilities: Provide exceptional customer service to stadium visitors Setup/Tear Down and Facilitate various on-field activities for Field Experiences Maintain a professional image and pleasant demeanor at all times Be knowledgeable about all parts of the field activities operation as well as general stadium information Enjoys being part of athletic activities in large groups of people Work with fellow team members to keep tour route monitored in an effective manner Use of RFID systems along with Zebra handheld devices Communicate with teammates and supervisors via 2-way radio Ensure safety of all visitors Greeting guests as they enter assigned areas. Non-traditional hours (Nights, Weekends & Holidays as necessary Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Fellow Bad-assadors, I feel totally at home with this job already. I mean, my pops and I played baseball all the time together since he didn’t have any sons. He even accidentally knocked by two front teeth out with a baseball. This is so destiny! Plus, I love going to baseball games. My goal is to put as many wieners in my mouth as I can. One time, I ate 5 during one game. A record for me! Plus, I love all that wood… and the players look so hot in those uniforms. I’d like to catch some of their line drives. I’m really knowledgeable about the game: 7 endings, then yoga, then some baseball, and then there’s a plate. Strikes and strokes, Suzi |
AuthorI'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh. Archives
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