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Suzi sPEAKS
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Well, isn’t this kind of in my jeans? Massage Therapist Elements Massage – Centennial, CO $25 - $35 an hour – Part-time Due to our growth, Elements Massage’s Piney Creek location at Parker and Orchard would like to add passionate Massage Therapists to our team. We believe in the healing power of massage and we are committed to do right by our clients and more importantly, do right by you! Join our team and receive the benefits of both a local team AND national support. No matter where you are in your career path, Elements Massage has the opportunity to meet your needs! Independent / Freelancer: Let Elements help add stability and security to your life – with more freedom & less headaches! Student: You can take the first step in your new career with the premier studio and personal support to help you grow! Looking for a new studio: It might be a tough decision but you deserve the respect, steady income, and support from both management & your team to have fun and meet your goals. Elements Massage™ offers an impressive benefits package created just for you! Pay for NO-SHOW Clients CBD Oil Services - First major massage franchise brand in the nation to offer this service! Paid Vacation Time 401K Matching Free Chiropractic Continuing Education (CEU’s) Referral Program Professional Insurance Reimbursement after 1-year Structured Initial Training As Well As Ongoing Training And Development Body Breaks Flexible Work Schedule Discounts for family Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Rub ‘Em Out-ers, I think touch is so healing, and since I’m Asian, maybe I was meant to be a masseur. I’ll rub a man or a woman. Doesn’t matter to me. I don’t have formal training, but I have experience. Sometimes, I meet with one of my voice acting clients in person. And help them out. I’ve done a few massages and gotten a big tip! Happy Endings & Happy Muscles, Suzi I am so creative, it’s scary! Freelance T-Shirt Designer The Clymb – Portland, OR Contract The Clymb is offering a unique opportunity for freelance designers. We’re seeking a design champ who’s ready to create amazing, outdoor-inspired t-shirt designs and illustrations for The Clymb and our various brands. A sample of some our current designs can be found here: TheClymb.com Freelance Design Process: Freelancers will be paid a flat fee per finalized design. Designs are considered "finalized" at TheClymb's sole discretion. Artwork will be released to The Clymb for any use, including in the following platforms: T-shirts Water bottles Stickers Websites, our own and our partners Social Media Suzi's Cover Letter:Dear Hanes All Ways, I really want a job that allows my creativeness to shine. I’ve always been a drawer and I’m good at listening to what a client wants—and delivering. One time when I was working in fashion, a chick wanted me to help her look like a hooker to keep her hubby interested. I picked out some booty shorts and at tube top. It worked! Here’s what I could design:  Budding Betsey (Johnson), Suzi Music and trains and kids, oh my! Kidville Rockin Railroad Musician Kidville Wellesley – Wellesley, MA 02482 Part-time Join our ensemble of play professionals and bring Kidville music classes to life with your talents, energy, and passion for children. Help us create an environment that nurtures milestones and memories through MUSIC and PLAY. What you’ll do: Execute early childhood music classes as a member of a 4-piece, LIVE band. We’re looking for outgoing guitarists, vocalists, pianists, and drummers! Engage with Kidville families and form long-lasting relationships Connect with a network of over 500 play professionals who excite and inspire families around the world! What you offer: A willingness to perform, sing, and be silly in front of both children and adults A joy for meeting, engaging, and connecting with families A warm and friendly personality that commands a room A strong desire to collaborate and share ideas with a team Bonus Points: You have a theatrical background and/or experience performing in a band You have knowledge of multiple styles and genres of music Suzi’s Cover Letter:Dear Choo Choo-ers, After reading your job description, I’ve never felt more connected to a potential job! For realsies! I had a band once named Hairy Harlots. An all-girl band. We didn’t shave our armpits, and we wore slutty outfits. We rocked! Plus, I’m a multi-instrumentalist. I play the Casio keyboard and finger cymbals, and some guitar. I love kids. I was a nanny, but the wife got jelly and I got fired. I see you that you want silly. That’s me! I can do that without trying. And I love all kinds of music. Country, rock, death metal, and easy listening. Wiggle That Caboose, Suzi |
AuthorI'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh. Archives
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