Not So Ruff!
I loooove animals soooo much!
Dog Walker/Pet Sitter
(redacted) Pet Sitting
$18 - $22 an hour/Part-time
Do you love animals? Looking for a fun and rewarding way to make some extra money? Do you need a permanent part-time job? Must have availability Mon-Fri 9 am to 4 pm.
This is a great opportunity if you love animals, enjoy working outdoors and being independent. You must be available to work on holidays. This job is perfect for those who are self-employed with a flexible schedule, work from home, freelancers, retirees, or homemakers who have flexibility in their schedule.
Providing food and water for all pets; scooping litter boxes; cleaning bird cages
Performing basic home chores such as bringing in mail and newspapers, bringing in trash containers, altering lights and blinds
Providing well-written legible notes regarding details of visit
This is a PERMANENT part-time position. Pet care experience is preferred but not required.
Suzi's Cover Letter:
Did you know that my peeps call me the Dog Whisperer? Like Seezar Millan, but female—and cooler. Sorry, dude. I love fur babies, especially since I don’t have an kids of my own yet. My sister has handled that. She has three kids from three different dads. I can keep my legs shut. I use mine for walking… dogs! See?
Since I work from home as a phone actress, I have plenty of time to take care of my four-footed clients (and two winged.) Plus, when I walk the dogs, I will walk really sassy. Which will be good for business, because dudes will come up to me. Then I’ll tell them all about your company! I’m good with chores. My room was always clean when I was a kid, and I actually like the kitchen. And, I’m very good with writing notes. I have the cutest stationary, because unlike other people my age, I like to actually write. With my hands. And a pen. I will leave the best, detailed notes:
I brought in your mail. You should really think about debt consolidation. I’m here to help! I noticed that you don’t have a fruit bowl on the counter. Fruit is really important! Fluffy was really good on her walk. She took the biggest poop on the neighbor’s lawn. Wow. Might want to consider organic dog food. I picked up her doodie and left in the garage for you, in case you want to examine it.
See? I’d be awesome for this job!
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I'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh.