Garden of Zen
We Asians are garden masters, duh!
Freelance Garden Designer
An exciting opportunity has arisen for a self-employed garden designer to work in collaboration with Stewart’s landscaping.
We are looking for a dynamic, creative individual, sympathetic to clients’ needs and with excellent knowledge and skills of creating garden designs.
The suitable freelancer must be able to demonstrate by way of portfolio submission, the following range of skills:
Excellent long-standing proven design track record with good verbal, written and presentational communication skills.
Able to carry out site surveys on your own
Excellent horticultural plant knowledge and the ability to produce soft landscaping and planting plans sympathetically with clients’ needs and wishes.
Suzi's Cover Letter:
Dear Growers not Show-ers…
I love the outdoors. And gardens are so awesome. I have so many fab ideas for gardens. I’m groovy with themes. Let’s say a client is into princess stuff. Then we could make a garden with pink stuff like Cherry Blossom trees and pink flowers, and I could put some bling in some trees. Or, if a client is into the kink, I could design a ween garden. We could cut the grass into the pattern of a ween, and hedges could look like a sack.
My other skills include: I can stand for hours like you want. I used to be a promo model, so I can stand forever. I have 20/20 perfect vision so surveying is cool. And I’m very good at listening. Let’s say a client wants a Zen garden. I would take it up a notch and add two hot dudes wearing togas to serve the client. They could pour wine, rub some feet, whatevs.
And I’m a firm believer that all shrubs should be nice and neat. Everybody wins!
P.S. I don’t actually have to dig and plant stuff, do I? I’m more of an ideas person.
May we blossom together,
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