I’m a little bit country… House Attendant Los Angeles Country Club - Los Angeles, CA Job Type: Full-time or Part-time Position Summary Clean all public areas, employee areas and golf course bathrooms, tennis pro office, maintenance dorms and offices as assigned, in accordance with established quality and performance standards. Assist in the moving of furniture from various locations to accommodate banquet needs. Additional responsibilities include those of a Bellman and Doorman when needed. Performs duties for scheduled projects related to maintenance as assigned by the Department Head. Suzi’s Cover Letter:Dear One-Percenters, I’ve been wanting to unite two worlds: rich and poor. And what better way than through country music. I think a great theme would be country meets the country club. Yee Hawwwww! With pinkies up, of course! Think of all the fun that could be had. Riding a mechanical bull before dinner with Tiffany and Benson. Drinking Cristal from Mason jars. Eating Waygu jerky. Let’s be united in our snobbery. Plus, momma said a country club is a good place to meet a good man. In fact, one of my phone clients is a rich dude who goes to a country club… His wife never wants to play in the hay, so… Clubbers and Chuggers, Suzi Debt happens. I know this. Debt Consultant Freedom Financial Network - Tempe, AZ Salary: $75,000 - $115,000 a year Job Type: Full-time Full Job Description Attention Inside Sales Professionals! Do you have excellent in-person or telephone sales experience? Are you looking for an opportunity with uncapped commissions? Are you ready to say goodbye to cold calling and exclusively work warm leads? If you’re a people person, joining Freedom Debt Relief is a capital idea. As an Inside Sales Representative, you’ll be the voice of the company as you consult with our amazing clients to help them find solutions to pay off their consumer debt and move forward toward a better financial future. You’ll be rewarded with attractive pay and benefits, and we’ll have your back with continuous training to help you develop your skills, grow your career or pursue a path into leadership. Don’t have a financial background? No problem. We provide paid comprehensive training. Work 40+ hours weekly Shift: Thursday through Monday Between the hours of 6am and 8pm Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Money Bags, This is, like, the perfect example of taking the skills I have and taking it all to the next level! I’m so the expert at inside sales!!! Like, seriously! I’m a saleswoman right now! I’m an experienced phone actress, so I totally sell the sexy while I’m sitting in my yoga pants eating a cupcake while Uncle Larry is touching his fossil stick getting all happy and thanking me and sending me gifts and money because he’s happy! Plus, I can empathy with people who are in debt. I was in debt before my phone acting gig. Like, credit cards were my friends because you can spend and never pay the bill… but that’s not true. So, now I use someone else’s credit card and they pay the bill. I can’t wait to share my knowledge with your customers. Pass Your Debt On, Suzi Candles are life! Customer Care Associate – Seasonal P.F. Candle Co. - Los Angeles, CA Job Type: Part-time Hourly Wage: $22/hr Full Job Description We are seeking a Customer Service Associate to facilitate day-to-day communications and support for our retail customers during our busiest time of the year - Candle Season! Our Customer Care team acts as the voice of P.F., ensuring a meaningful and positive experience from the first impression onwards. This position will work remotely from home. It is part-time (3 days a week) with the potential to cover weekday and weekend shifts. This is a seasonal role, ending December 31, 2020. DUTIES: Offer timely, comprehensive support to all customers for any inquiries or issues that arise. Provide expert knowledge and education on product line and care/proper use suggestions. Direct communications via email, social media, website reviews, phone, and in-person engagement. Work to reduce response time across channels while increasing overall rating of P.F. experience. Ensure customer related issues are tracked and consolidated in our CSS system, efficiently communicated to all relevant team members, and resolved in a prompt manner. Assist in reporting customer feedback and ticketing data by properly tracking tickets in real time and compiling data across all channels. Actively look at the “bigger picture” to promote department growth and overall improvement for company. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Light Shine Brighters, I am the queen of all things candle. I used to spend so much on candles. So much. My scents would change as often as I would change underwear. And sometimes that would be a lot in one day depending on how many “friends” I’d be entertaining in any one day. (I’m popular). I like small candles, medium candles, and big candles. Candles set the mood. I’ve been known to help my squad make things romantical for their boos. They always come to me for advice. I always know which candles to pick. Everybody wins! Your Candelabra Star, Suzi I love good-smelling stuff! Fragrance Freelance Associate NEST NEW YORK - Dallas, TX Job Title: Retail Freelancer Location: Dallas WELCOME TO NEST NEW YORK Where mood is elevated, and scent is celebrated. Our fragranced home, perfume, and body care collections transform the everyday through scents that transport, inspire and captivate the senses. Recognized by the fragrance industry as a game-changer, founder Laura Slatkin has a unique approach to fragrance, artfully blending notes of the familiar, the exotic, and the unexpected for a fragrance experience like no other. LET NEST NEW YORK SCENT YOUR WORLD Job Summary: We are seeking an individual who is motivated, passionate, and a true lover of scents to join our NEST team in the Dallas Market. This person must be highly motivated to sell beautiful products and to create an above and beyond customer experience. Responsibilities include but are not limited to: Achieve sales goals set by selling manager Create an atmosphere of beauty and luxury Merchandising of products to mirror Brand image Relationship building and maintenance with customers Liaison and collaboration with department store staff Maintain a high level of customer service by creating a memorable experience. Must have the ability to work independently and be a self-starter. Recruiting and introducing the brand to EVERY customer. Always uphold a company standard and maintain a professional image. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Spritzers, Smelling good is so important. I always make sure I smell good, and my man smells good. I’ve always told my dudes to spray their balls, because nobody wants to bob in a pool full of stank, you know what I mean? So, I’m your perfect Scentsociate! I just made up a cool word! And I own a couple of suits, but would be willing to buy more because nothing says a pro girl like a suit! I want to impress. I can’t wait to work for Ms. Slutkin! I’m sure she’s gotten around the fragrance world and can teach me so much. I’m like a sponge. One night I was a sponge for some fun-lovin’ frat guys, but I had had too much harry buffalo, so… But I’m kinda confused. Is this in New York or Dallas? I’ll move anywhere for the right opp! First Who Smelt It Sprayed It, Suzi To be a tour guide with my personality would be like the awesomest combo ever! Tour Ambassador at Sofi Stadium Legends Hospitality - Sofi Stadium, Inglewood, CA Salary: $18 an hour Job Type: Part-time Full Job Description Legends Hospitality at Sofi Stadium, home of the LA Rams and LA Chargers, is hiring! Become a tour guide and get behind the scenes access to Sofi Stadium!! The Tour Ambassador will be a dynamic, interactive role within the venue with a specific focus on the guest experience and how the guest relates to the overall venue experience at SoFi Stadium. The role of a Tour Ambassador staff member is to effectively give information about SoFi Stadium in an entertaining, engaging and informative way. This position reports directly to the Tour Ambassador Supervisor. Responsibilities: Provide exceptional customer service to stadium visitors Setup/Tear Down and Facilitate various on-field activities for Field Experiences Maintain a professional image and pleasant demeanor at all times Be knowledgeable about all parts of the field activities operation as well as general stadium information Enjoys being part of athletic activities in large groups of people Work with fellow team members to keep tour route monitored in an effective manner Use of RFID systems along with Zebra handheld devices Communicate with teammates and supervisors via 2-way radio Ensure safety of all visitors Greeting guests as they enter assigned areas. Non-traditional hours (Nights, Weekends & Holidays as necessary Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Fellow Bad-assadors, I feel totally at home with this job already. I mean, my pops and I played baseball all the time together since he didn’t have any sons. He even accidentally knocked by two front teeth out with a baseball. This is so destiny! Plus, I love going to baseball games. My goal is to put as many wieners in my mouth as I can. One time, I ate 5 during one game. A record for me! Plus, I love all that wood… and the players look so hot in those uniforms. I’d like to catch some of their line drives. I’m really knowledgeable about the game: 7 endings, then yoga, then some baseball, and then there’s a plate. Strikes and strokes, Suzi I always had a crush on Steve Irwin! Wildlife Technician Meridian Bird Removal – Jackson, TN Part-Time/$1,000-$1,500 per month Do you enjoy the thrill of the chase? Would you like to get paid for doing something you enjoy as much as a hobby? Come join us and catch birds! We have captured tens of thousands of birds across the nation, and we want you to join us. Our motto: We Embrace New Adventures Daily! Meridian Bird Removal is seeking a Part-Time Bird Removal Technician who likes a challenge and is committed to seeing a job through to completion. Who is our ideal candidate? Our diverse workforce consists of talented individuals of many different backgrounds and includes hunters, trappers, wildlife and outdoor enthusiasts, biologists, recent college graduates, retired professionals, veterans, artists, and more! People who succeed in this role come from backgrounds such as veterinarian assistants, dog walkers, pest control, technicians, wildlife removal, and much more! We also have people who are gig workers, freelancers, and contractors. As a company, we love to hire bird enthusiasts and animal lovers! What will you need to succeed? The right candidate will have a strong passion for solving customers' problems. Our technicians address health and food safety issues created by birds. Commits to completing each job Solves problems Has a thirst for knowledge Has an appreciation for wildlife and nature Loves helping people Thrives independently yet can be part of a team Enjoys traveling Embraces adventure and challenge Meet the physically demanding requirements of the job-standing, walking, lifting, and looking up at birds. Meet the visual requirements—are you able to see small birds at long distances and follow their flight patterns. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Feathered Friends, I feel like birds are my spirit animal. And I’ve felt that ever since I held the first bird in my hand. Since then, I have so many in my hand. Big. Small. Crooked. They’re all wonderful and special! And they always respond well to me! And I let them hop all over me—even my face. I don’t mind. And I love to hug! So, embracing whatever bird you need me to is cool. Pecking Away, Suzi I sure can blow! Trombone Teachers The Music Teachers Network – Columbus, PA Part-Time Full Job Description The following job opening(s) are now available at www.musicteachersnetwork.com Trombone teacher needed for one child students in Philadelphia, PA **STUDENT ADDITIONAL COMMENTS: Looking for a private music teacher to provide lessons to my son who is in HS. ABOUT MTN: The Music Teachers Network is the nation’s premiere private music lessons company. Since 1997 MTN has connected thousands of families in the U.S. with talented music teachers for private piano, voice, guitar and instrumental lessons. MTN provides the ultimate teaching and business solution tools for private music instructors who seek to build and maintain healthy student rosters. To join our team or to find out more information please go to www.musicteachersnetwork.com Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear ‘Bone-ers, I’m a natural blower! I started playing the flute in grade school, and then in high school dudes told me I had the perfect lips for blowing, so playing woodwinds comes naturally. And I know a trombone isn’t a flute, but I’m really good with that slide thingie. And I've given plenty of raspberries on bellies, so I know that technique when playing instruments. Plus, I'm best in a one-on-one setting. So this job is perfect for me. Let’s Get ‘Boned! Suzi I’m seaman friendly! Able Bodied Seaman – (A.B.) ConocoPhillips – Texas Who We Are We are one of the world’s largest independent exploration and production companies, based on proved reserves and production of liquids and natural gas. With operations in 17 countries, we explore for, develop and produce crude oil and natural gas globally. We are challenged with an important job to safely find and deliver energy to the world. Our employees are critical to our success, and with them we power civilization. We’re grounded by our SPIRIT Values – safety, people, integrity, responsibility, innovation and teamwork. These values position us to deliver strong performance in a dynamic business – but not at all costs. We believe it’s not just what we do – it’s how we do it – that sets us apart. We strive to make a significant difference in the communities where we live and operate. We create an inclusive environment that values all voices and opinions. Together, the different backgrounds, experiences, ideas and perspectives of our employees drive our success. Your responsibilities may include: Docking/undocking procedures (handling lines, securing ship, etc.) and assisting with taking and discharging of cargo Standing watch, either as lookout or on the bridge steering the vessel Performing deck related maintenance duties under supervision of the Boatswain Working aloft in certain situations Working two 4 hour watches per 24-hour period with overtime occurring routinely. The A.B. can work no more than 15 hours per day, and cannot work more than 36 hours in any 72-hour period. Qualifications Basic/Required: Must be legally authorized to work in the United States as a U.S. citizen or national, or an alien admitted as permanent resident, refugee or asylee Passport Willingness and ability to: To be away from home for periods in excess of two months Push/pull up to 200 pounds Lift/carry up to 100 pounds floor to shoulder Lift up to 50 pounds floor to overhead Climb stairs/ladders Stand for long periods of time Suzi’s Cover Letter: Ahoy! I’m a very open girl and I’m open about seaman. I mean, it’s crucial to making life! I was a wiz in health class. I am a little confused with what seaman has to do with decks, unless it’s, like, a polisher or something. My first encounter with seaman was in Bobby Johnson’s car. He asked if I could but all hands on deck, so I did, and then… And… I can lift heavy men. There was this one dude in college that like being body slammed by girls. Weird. But kinda fun! One time I dressed like a hot sailor for Halloween and won! Let’s Shove Off Together, Suzi I am so good with people! Guest RelationsSilverspot Cinemas – Miami, FL GENERAL SUMMARY Guest Relations incumbent must be the Ambassador of the Cinema. Greet every Customer with a smile and be professional when assisting them with any and all services. Assist Customers with printing out tickets and refunding tickets when necessary. Greet all Customers upon arrival to theater. Assist guests by answering phones and returning e-mails in a timely & professional manner. Assist all departments in being receptive to the needs of Customers. Assist Customers with all pertinent information as required. Provide feedback from customers to Managers for action and / or attention. ESSENTIAL DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES Check daily emails on outlook for Customer inquiries, current updates, changes, etc... Take out the tickets that are to be picked up that day and place them to the right of the right monitor for convenience and fast pick up. Check to see if there are any voices messages and respond back immediately. Check the paper level on the kiosk to have an idea of which ones to keep an eye on and when to change. Check the LCD's for errors, if any, report them to a manager. Prepare outside seating for the day. Keep kiosks clean and in proper working order as well as surrounding area. Restock business cards, envelopes, gift cards and ticket printer paper at the hostess stand when needed. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Spot-On ers.. I’m so good at guest relations. That’s why I’m popular as a phone actress! I’m very attentive to needs and wants and desires. A happy customer is a happy day for everyone involved! Plus, as a kid, I wanted to be a stewardess. To me they are the ultimate service agents. I mean, they know stuff. Look cute in their uniforms. Get to date pilots. And people love them. I want people to fly our friendly theater. Get it? Can’t wait to chat with you. Can I be of service to you? Can I punch your ticket? See. I’m good. Silver Stars for Silverspot, Suzi I’m the expert on all things brunch! Quiche Interpreter Linguistica International – Tuscaloosa, AL Remote/Contract Full Job Description At Linguistica International, we meet any type of language service needs, including telephone-based interpretation, on-site interpretation, and written translation. Our services are available 24 hours a day, 365 days a year and our qualified professional interpreters cover over 350 languages and dialects. Responsibilities: Receive client-calls and answer in a professional manner Render correct concepts and meanings between requested language and English, upholding correct rules of grammar, clarity, and tone, from one language into another Provide clear and accurate renditions with no additions or omissions Employ good customer service and clear enunciation, pronunciation, pleasant and professional voice as well as polite forms of expression Remain calm during emergency calls Ensure access to the Internet for work-related to electronic communication Follows client’s instructions, manage the flow of the call and avoid taking over the call, as well as avoids having side conversations with the limited English speaker Qualifications: Native, or near-native, fluency in requested language and English Ability to explain cultural concepts to avoid miscommunication, and to act as a cultural broker Ability to concentrate, stay detached from the conversation and remain neutral and objective at all times while following the client’s instructions closely Excellent listening, retention and note-taking skills to maintain a high level of accuracy Knowledge of industry-specific terminology; on-going study of glossaries and training materials including scripts provided by our clients Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Quichers, My pops said there was this belief once that “real men don’t eat quiche”. Like, why? Quiche is so yummy. In fact, I’ve made it my mission since childhood to make delicious quiches and get my pops to eat them – which he did—and he LOVES THEM. And he’s a real man. So, winning! My favorite quiche is this sausage hashbrown quiche that I like to serve with biscuits. I make an awesome green chile quiche that I serve with hot sausage and salsa. I love mini, crust-less quiches. I am a pro! So, I can identify any quiche you need me to. Eggs in a Pie Crust, Suzi |
AuthorI'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh. Archives
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