Marriage is a wonderful thing! THE LETTER: Dear Coupled, Marriage is important, and I want to help keep people together. I had a friend whose wife wasn’t satisfied in bed, so I joined them and showed them what each one likes, you know, new techniques—and it helped their marriage! Sometimes I join them to make sure everything is still okay. And I’m great at spreading… the word about stuff. I wasn’t voted Most Outgoing for nothing! Let me be all oral for you! Hopeful for Hope, Suzi THE JOB: PublicistMarriage Helper Job details: Salary: $50,000 - $65,000 a year Job Type Full-time/Remote Full Job Description About us Marriage Helper has a GLOBAL mission: to save marriages and strengthen families. Over the past 20 years, the workshops and courses that our team has created have a 70% success rate at saving marriages — even the marriages literally everyone else has given up on. We work with marriages that are affected by: Affairs, control, addiction, communication issues, lack of intimacy…the list goes on. We’ve seen it all…Even marriages that have been divorced for up to 10 years! Here’s what we are looking for: Someone who wants to come on board and help us spread our message of hope FAR and WIDE! The Position: Make Marriage Helper a household name through consistent and key placements in popular media as well as highly aligned media outlets Pitch interviews, op-eds, articles, podcast guest placements, radio interviews, and more for Kimberly Holmes and Dr. Joe Beam Develop a PR strategy and pitch plan that aligns with Marriage Helper’s goals and audience Promote the success of the Marriage Helper organization to business journals Key advisor and project manager for PR strategy Make sure all placements and mentions are in line with Marriage Helper branding and tone The goal is to increase awareness of the Marriage Helper brand and drive traffic to the MarriageHelper.com website and phone calls Develop creative ways to keep Marriage Helper in the news Find timely headlines, identify the right media markets and contacts, and pitch in a timely manner Cultivate and maintain media relationships Write press releases and quotes for media, being well-versed in Joe and Kimberly’s content and voice Coordinate with internal team members and external media contacts to direct seamless interviews from start to finish Create media lists and strategies for campaigns Help Marriage Helper leaders grow in their media interview skills by providing regular feedback and media training The Candidate: 3–5 years of on-the-job experience in PR, publicity, or a related field (preferably more) You’re passionate about the world of PR that means you think in terms of the news cycle and you’re interested in all types of media (broadcast, print, podcast, radio, and online) Experience in booking clients on large media outlet shows, placed in high-traffic news sites, and more. You have personally researched media outlets and contacts, written a pitch, made a pitch, successfully procured media, and cultivated the relationship from start to finish by yourself (not just worked on a team or supervised a team that did all the pieces of the process) You’re great at working with people, and you’re highly collaborative You’re able to multitask and prioritize assignments while maintaining flexibility in a fast-paced environment You’re professional and confident when interacting in person, in writing and on the phone with people you haven’t met You meet deadlines without sacrificing quality You’re an excellent writer Degree in public relations, communications, journalism, marketing or another related field I love singing! Especially in the shower! THE LETTER: Dear Hymnsters, I sang in the choir since I can remember. I recently left church singing because this one THOT said I was horrible and we wrestled in front of the altar and the pastor got mad. Up until then, I was great. I helped arrange the songs, and I can play a little organ. Here’s what my singing is like. Nailed it! Wine and Holy Water, Suzi THE JOB: Singer Trinity Episcopal Church King of Prussia, PA Job details Salary: $100 an hour Full Job Description Trinity Episcopal Church, King of Prussia (https://www.trinitygulphmills.org/), is seeking a singer familiar with liturgical music with a strong voice to lead hymn singing and responses at worship each Sunday morning from September. Generous compensation for the right applicant plus mileage allowance. I’m a natural Van Gogo! THE LETTER: Dear Amorous Animators, I’m usually the kind of person that’s in the forefront, but my background is fine, too. That’s what he said (wink, wink.) My drawings are pretty cool. I almost went to school for art and stuff, but I was rejected. Art is subjective and not everyone can vibe me. Here’s a sample of my art: I could be one of the greats. Stroking However, Suzi THE JOB: BACKGROUND PAINTER Nickelodeon Animation - Burbank, CA Job Type: Full-time Full Job Description For over 30 years, the Nickelodeon Animation Studio continues to be one of the largest producers of television animation in the world, reflecting all kids today. Based in Burbank, Calif., with offices in New York, the Studio, designed by our artists and for our artists, is home to the world's greatest creative talents. Our campus of creativity houses top-notch talent, storytellers, artists, production teams, voice actors, cartoon experts and more. At Nickelodeon, we are always looking to recruit dedicated craftspeople to help bring groundbreaking new ideas to life and that starts with you! We are leading the way in animated content for TV series, TV movies, shorts and theatrical features. Some of our new upcoming original animated series include, Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years, Rugrats, Middlemost Post, Star Trek: Prodigy, Big Nate and Santiago of the Seas, among others. Our content development teams are creator-driven, our work culture is collaborative, our mentorship of new talent is second to none, and we are committed to hiring inclusively to reflect authenticity in the diverse stories we want to tell. Join us! Summary Paints backgrounds, layouts and any other background-related art that the production may require, ensuring style and quality of show is met. Responsibilities Meet with creative supervisor(s) to ensure color needs of show are fulfilled. Follow instructions of supervisor. Complete all color work within assigned deadlines. Resolve color problems with creative supervisors. Ensure all deadlines are met. Communicate progress of work to appropriate production staff. Ensure all artwork is accurately backed up and stored appropriately. Ensure all shipping materials are prepared and ready on time. Be available for questions until your department’s shipment is complete. Review storyboard for background key color callouts. Assist with special projects. Fulfill other color projects, including but not limited to color lead sheets, color script and/or color pass on storyboards. If applicable, scan backgrounds and adjust digitally as necessary. Qualifications Must demonstrate proficiency in style of show. Strong knowledge of Color theory and lighting. Knowledge of or willingness to learn applicable Color software and hardware. Strong time-management skills. Work well under pressure. Music and fashion? I’m in! THE LETTER: Dear Sinfluencers, The festival life is bomb! And I’m really good on the socials. All my bikini shots are lit with a ton of likes. And, I have extended music experience. I’ve DJed, and I had this band in high school called Bitches in Bras. We were punk rock. Anywho, I could model your clothes and post stuff. And, I have great outfit ideas! Rockin’ & Ravin’, Suzi THE JOB:Rave & Festival Clothing Brand Seeking Social Media Manager iEDM.com Job details Salary: $650 - $900 a week/remote/part-time Full Job Description iEDM is seeking an experienced social media manager for a fully remote role managing social media operations for iEDM.com. This is your opportunity to collaborate with an established brand in the music festival apparel space with 1,250,000+ followers, and to be part of one of the premiere EDM clothing companies in the nation. We have been featured on NBC, New York 1 and the The New York Times. Our clothes have been worn by the likes of Katie Perry, Orlando Bloom and many influencers and DJs. A LITTLE MORE ABOUT US & THIS POSITION: Since our inception in 2014 iEDM.com has become one of the most recognized music festival and rave e-commerce retailers in the United States. We are looking to scale our social media engagement and expand our TikTok, Snapchat and Brand Ambassador operations. iEDM takes price in our support for independent artists and in the thousands of creative styles we sell. We are seeking a candidate who can add an equal edge on the social media side facilitating brand growth and organic sales through our social media channels. REQUIREMENTS: Available to work 25-40 hours per week. 1+ years experience working in social media (besides personal accounts). Well versed in creating social media app tools. Adobe studio familiarity is a plus. A comprehension of social media analytics and scheduling apps. Organized and punctual. Minimum 2 yrs experience using the Google Docs & Google Sheets Lemme grab a pad and pen! THE LETTER: Dear Right-Hand People, I can be so good at this, because I was class secretary in high school, and I look really good in glasses. Plus, I can rock a suit! I want to work close with the boss because you’ll learn everything, and I want a quality husband. Everybody knows the boss and the secretary hook up! My auntie was a secretary and she married the boss. Now she’s all fat and livin’ large (3 XL), fanning herself with all kinds of cash. #goals Transcribin’ & Vibin’, Suzi THE JOB: Executive Assistant Twilio – California Remote Twilio is growing rapidly and seeking a forward-thinking and motivated Administrative Assistant to support key business executives on our Sales Team. If you are looking for an opportunity to demonstrate your organizational and strategic acumen while growing your administrative skills, you should look closely at this opportunity. Who? Twilio is looking for an Executive Assistant who lives the Twilio Magic and has a demonstrated track record of providing proactive calendar support, juggling multiple deliverables with competing deadlines, and taking effective action without knowing the full picture. They also have: 5+ years of administrative support experience where you've been responsible for scheduling and coordinating logistics for meetings, conferences, and special events (onsite & offsite), including ongoing department meetings and events. Interest and ability to learn about Twilio's business and customers. Ability to make good decisions in a fast-paced environment with changing priorities. High level of integrity and discretion in handling confidential information. Ability to balance the needs of multiple senior leaders and longer-term projects. High attention to detail and consistent follow-up. Flexibility to be available beyond normal office hours and support remote work and travel schedules. Proficiency with Mac and the Google suite of business programs, especially Google calendar, mail, drive, docs, and sheets. What? As an Executive Assistant, you will execute on a variety of deliverables that may be short- or long-term and could land anywhere on the spectrum between tactical and strategic. You will live the Twilio Magic values: DRAW THE OWL: Manage domestic and international travel and process expense reports on behalf of your executives; organize and assist with special events, team activities, and successful meetings through research, participant coordination, material preparation, and logistics management. BE AN OWNER: Supervise and help assist with the completion of key deliverables and follow up on outstanding items. BE BOLD: Partner with your execs to understand their priorities and be a valuable liaison for them to ensure all needs are being met. EMPOWER OTHERS: Act as a liaison for your executives' direct reports, building strong relationships across the organization to progress your executives' priorities and to help your executives maintain a realistic pulse on their teams' morale. RUTHLESSLY PRIORITIZE: Manage multiple sophisticated calendars; understand executives' priorities in order to effectively address meeting requests. Why? You will be supporting key Twilio executives, advancing our charter, and having a positive impact on the working lives of our team members. We are a dynamic, collaborative team and this role is valued as a cornerstone to our success and growth. You will also be joining a diverse and supportive administrative community composed of top-notch administrative business partners of all levels, providing a unique opportunity to develop your administrative skills and experience and to help others to do the same. Twilio is a company that is empowering the world's developers with modern communication in order to build better applications. Twilio is truly unique; we are a company committed to your growth, your learning, your development, and your entire employee experience. We only win when our employees succeed, and we're dedicated to helping you develop your strengths. We have a cultural foundation built on diversity, inclusion, and innovation, and we want you and your ideas to thrive at Twilio. Where? We employ diverse talent from all over the world, and we believe great work can be done anywhere. Around the world, Twilio offers benefits and perks to support the physical, financial, and emotional well-being of you and your loved ones. No matter where you are based, you will experience a company that believes in small teams for maximum impact; seeks well-rounded talent to ensure a full perspective on our customers' experience, understands that this is a marathon, not a sprint; that continuously and purposefully builds an inclusive culture that empowers everyone to do their best work and be the best version of themselves. Bootastic! THE LETTER: Dear Spooksters, I love haunted stuff! And I’m so adventurous. I once had sex (okay, five times) in a cemetery. It was like a spirit orgy! I feel because of that, I really have a post-normal connection. I’m good with people, and I’m creative, and I’m on my phone all the time. Hello, Selfie Queen and phone actress! Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde, Suzi THE JOB: Paranormal Tour Guide/Entertainer American Ghost Adventures - Orlando, FL Job Type: Part-time, $30/day Full Job Description Our company is looking to hire one or two tour guides for our year-round ghost tour in downtown Orlando. The preferred candidate LIVES CLOSE to downtown Orlando. We are looking for that "normal" person with extraordinary taste for adventure. This a part-time position and you will rotate shifts with other tour guides. You MUST BE AVAILABLE at night. Must be 21 or older to qualify. There are specific things we are looking for. Someone that: 1. Has a passion for the paranormal/Is not afraid of the paranormal 2. Understands that this is not St. Augustine or New Orleans so this NOT a full time position 3. Can TALK and PROJECT his/her voice and talk in front of people. We want that positive person that shows passion when telling a story. Can tell a story and capture their audience! You will be asked to do this as part of your telephone interview 4. Can entertain groups and socialize well with the public. We do media interviews all the time so you have to be outgoing and be able to hold a conversation. 5. Lives near downtown Orlando and has NO transportation issues. Doesn't depend on another person for a ride and answers their cell phone. 6. Is a self-starter and is responsible. CAN follow instructions and is detail-oriented ***** Can be creative and improvise on the spot! 7. Answers their cell phone and is flexible. 8. Willing to learn and can memorize information. 9. Has a sense of humor and can witty on the spot. You don't have to believe in the paranormal. The ideal person just has to be able to entertain people and ensure they are having a good time. 10. Takes the time to look at our website and is informed about the company when a phone interview is conducted. If this sounds like you, please email the 3 items: A paragraph/essay on why you want to be a tour guide, 2. A resume, and 3. A headshot that will be used on our website. (you can look on our website for examples) 4. Answer your phone for the phone interview! Please understand that WE WILL CONTACT YOU if we are interested in your resume. Please, NO PHONE CALLS regarding the job posting. Pay is $30 for a 2-hour tour + merchandise commission and tips. I love Halloween! THE LETTER: Dear Screamers, First of all, Halloween should be a national holiday. Second of all, Halloween brings out the whore in everyone. I was in a lot of high school plays and was known for my method acting. I had to play a hooker in one play, so I banged three dudes. And I made them pay me. I wanted to go to Hollywood, but I didn’t want to compromise my standards. Ick. P.S. Elvira is so hot, even though she’s old. Can I play her, even though I’m young? Blair Witchin’ & Twistin’, Suzi THE JOB:Haunted Attraction Scare ActorTreadway Events & Entertainment LLC - Ridgefield, WA Salary: $50 a day/PT REPORTS TO: Show Manager SUMMARY: We are searching for trained, adaptable Actors to perform in our Halloween production as “Scare Actors”. The Scare Actor will be required to gain an intimate understanding of their character, study all lines and directions, and then proceed to perform nightly, on weekends over the course of five weekends in October with the sole purpose of startling and scaring paid guests from a COVID-19 safe distance. To ensure success as a Scare Actor, you should be able to discern whether to display strict adherence to the script or to improvise. A memorable Actor will feed off the team's energy to produce realistic and terrifying performances. DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES: Creating a character and owning every aspect of it from voice to movement style. Developing dialogue that adheres to the character you are portraying. Attending small group meetings and dress rehearsals ahead of the show dates. Heeding instruction regarding your movement and acting from the Show Director. Performing in each show for the entire duration. Ability to stay in character when communicating with the audience. Representing our team at press-related events. Pitching new ideas that seem appropriate for our show. Things matter. I know things that matter. THE LETTER: Dear Matter Minds, I’m such a people person, so I’m a good listener and I care about their needs. That’s why I’m so good at what I do now. But I need a real job that’s good for a resume. Cuz OnlyFans is not something you talk about when you’re trying to go legit. Anywho, I know a lot of subjects and I know a lot of subjects that matter. Like, Science. And Algebra. And PH balance in a woman’s who-ha. And avocados. And matters I don’t know about, I can Google. You Matter to Me, Suzi THE JOB: Subject Matter Expert Salary: $44,942 - $160,125 a year Job Type: Full-time Qualifications: Bachelor's (Preferred) Product Management: 1 year (Preferred) Marketing: 1 year (Preferred) MISSION To create and sustain reference able live customers based on trusted advisor status in Change Management and Business Process Re-organization over the course of Customer Engagements that will include supporting Sales near close, as well as during implementations. Description 1. Projects: Assess Engage Educate and Drive senior level Project sponsors and steering teams to handle the Change Management and Business process changes required for the delivery of successful expected customer outcomes as defined on projects 2. Process: Leads and advised customers to consider Change Management and new or improved business processes including roles and responsibilities to align with project goals of the desired business outcomes for the customer and prescribes industry best practices to deliver those outcomes as efficiently as possible 3. People: Contribute to successful completion of internal projects such as lunch and learns, training updates, or other internal projects and initiatives 4. Product: Masters our company platform and stays current on how to best implement the platform to deliver customer outcomes including any new features The Strategic Consultant will demonstrate alignment with company core values as follows: * Passion: An insatiable focus to Make Our Customers More Successful * Accountability: Leads with integrity and follows through on all commitments; owns the role and outcomes without shifting accountability to others (extreme ownership) * Curiosity: Thinks creatively and constructively about delivering value-based outcomes; seeks to continuously improve processes; is flexible/adaptable to challenges * Teamwork: Optimizes communication, workflow, and team harmony to be successful with our Customers, Partners, and Company Me. As a cartoon voice? Gah! THE LETTER: Dear Jessica Rabbits, I love the African accent. And I’m really good at it. I used to imitate this character on one season of 24, Dubaku. I annoyed a lot of my friends. Or do I need to do that click-click tongue language thing? Cuz, I could learn that. I’m really good with my tongue. Also, I had a steamy two-month fling with Maurice. He was from the West side, and he’s African-American, so… I know stuff. That’s All Folks, Suzi THE JOB: West African-American Dubbing/Voice Actor |
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