I’m very influential! THE LETTER: Dear Followers: I’m very influential, so I could totally teach and spot potential influencers. I’m a budding influencer myself, after spending my whole life getting people to do what I want. It’s a gift. One time in high school I wanted my own car, but my parents wouldn’t get me one because they gave one to my sister because they felt bad because she was 16 and preggo. Bitch. So, I convinced this nerdy pimple-face guy to give me his car and he did! Influencing! People Be Sheeple, Suzi THE JOB: Influencer & Talent Manager Ingenuity Live Inc. Remote Job details Salary: From $50,000 a year Job Type: Full-time Full Job Description Role and Responsibilities for Account Manager Talent Prospecting Meeting prospective talent to be the voice of Account Management Talent Onboarding Onboarding Call - Survey completed Review of socials Gathering of documentation - headshots, previous or current agreements Assess previous/current opportunities for brand and media Assess current goals, challenges General housekeeping: update contact information in ZOHO Obtain sizing Content for media kit Confirm our processes (what to expect) with IL Non Negotiables Update IL Website Liaise with IT for systems updates per talent Schedule and facilitating Talent 313 Talent Support Scheduling Media Brand deliverables Internal Meetings Events Attend weekly Op meetings Host Deliverable meetings Tracking packages as required Set up Cameo / OnlyFans / Exclusive Sites as required Set up Merchandise as required Follow up with outstanding receivables with Finance Create Media Kits 313 Monthly/Quarterly/ Yearly follow ups Music and fashion? I’m in! THE LETTER: Dear Sinfluencers, The festival life is bomb! And I’m really good on the socials. All my bikini shots are lit with a ton of likes. And, I have extended music experience. I’ve DJed, and I had this band in high school called Bitches in Bras. We were punk rock. Anywho, I could model your clothes and post stuff. And, I have great outfit ideas! Rockin’ & Ravin’, Suzi THE JOB:Rave & Festival Clothing Brand Seeking Social Media Manager iEDM.com Job details Salary: $650 - $900 a week/remote/part-time Full Job Description iEDM is seeking an experienced social media manager for a fully remote role managing social media operations for iEDM.com. This is your opportunity to collaborate with an established brand in the music festival apparel space with 1,250,000+ followers, and to be part of one of the premiere EDM clothing companies in the nation. We have been featured on NBC, New York 1 and the The New York Times. Our clothes have been worn by the likes of Katie Perry, Orlando Bloom and many influencers and DJs. A LITTLE MORE ABOUT US & THIS POSITION: Since our inception in 2014 iEDM.com has become one of the most recognized music festival and rave e-commerce retailers in the United States. We are looking to scale our social media engagement and expand our TikTok, Snapchat and Brand Ambassador operations. iEDM takes price in our support for independent artists and in the thousands of creative styles we sell. We are seeking a candidate who can add an equal edge on the social media side facilitating brand growth and organic sales through our social media channels. REQUIREMENTS: Available to work 25-40 hours per week. 1+ years experience working in social media (besides personal accounts). Well versed in creating social media app tools. Adobe studio familiarity is a plus. A comprehension of social media analytics and scheduling apps. Organized and punctual. Minimum 2 yrs experience using the Google Docs & Google Sheets Bootastic! THE LETTER: Dear Spooksters, I love haunted stuff! And I’m so adventurous. I once had sex (okay, five times) in a cemetery. It was like a spirit orgy! I feel because of that, I really have a post-normal connection. I’m good with people, and I’m creative, and I’m on my phone all the time. Hello, Selfie Queen and phone actress! Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde, Suzi THE JOB: Paranormal Tour Guide/Entertainer American Ghost Adventures - Orlando, FL Job Type: Part-time, $30/day Full Job Description Our company is looking to hire one or two tour guides for our year-round ghost tour in downtown Orlando. The preferred candidate LIVES CLOSE to downtown Orlando. We are looking for that "normal" person with extraordinary taste for adventure. This a part-time position and you will rotate shifts with other tour guides. You MUST BE AVAILABLE at night. Must be 21 or older to qualify. There are specific things we are looking for. Someone that: 1. Has a passion for the paranormal/Is not afraid of the paranormal 2. Understands that this is not St. Augustine or New Orleans so this NOT a full time position 3. Can TALK and PROJECT his/her voice and talk in front of people. We want that positive person that shows passion when telling a story. Can tell a story and capture their audience! You will be asked to do this as part of your telephone interview 4. Can entertain groups and socialize well with the public. We do media interviews all the time so you have to be outgoing and be able to hold a conversation. 5. Lives near downtown Orlando and has NO transportation issues. Doesn't depend on another person for a ride and answers their cell phone. 6. Is a self-starter and is responsible. CAN follow instructions and is detail-oriented ***** Can be creative and improvise on the spot! 7. Answers their cell phone and is flexible. 8. Willing to learn and can memorize information. 9. Has a sense of humor and can witty on the spot. You don't have to believe in the paranormal. The ideal person just has to be able to entertain people and ensure they are having a good time. 10. Takes the time to look at our website and is informed about the company when a phone interview is conducted. If this sounds like you, please email the 3 items: A paragraph/essay on why you want to be a tour guide, 2. A resume, and 3. A headshot that will be used on our website. (you can look on our website for examples) 4. Answer your phone for the phone interview! Please understand that WE WILL CONTACT YOU if we are interested in your resume. Please, NO PHONE CALLS regarding the job posting. Pay is $30 for a 2-hour tour + merchandise commission and tips. I love Halloween! THE LETTER: Dear Screamers, First of all, Halloween should be a national holiday. Second of all, Halloween brings out the whore in everyone. I was in a lot of high school plays and was known for my method acting. I had to play a hooker in one play, so I banged three dudes. And I made them pay me. I wanted to go to Hollywood, but I didn’t want to compromise my standards. Ick. P.S. Elvira is so hot, even though she’s old. Can I play her, even though I’m young? Blair Witchin’ & Twistin’, Suzi THE JOB:Haunted Attraction Scare ActorTreadway Events & Entertainment LLC - Ridgefield, WA Salary: $50 a day/PT REPORTS TO: Show Manager SUMMARY: We are searching for trained, adaptable Actors to perform in our Halloween production as “Scare Actors”. The Scare Actor will be required to gain an intimate understanding of their character, study all lines and directions, and then proceed to perform nightly, on weekends over the course of five weekends in October with the sole purpose of startling and scaring paid guests from a COVID-19 safe distance. To ensure success as a Scare Actor, you should be able to discern whether to display strict adherence to the script or to improvise. A memorable Actor will feed off the team's energy to produce realistic and terrifying performances. DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES: Creating a character and owning every aspect of it from voice to movement style. Developing dialogue that adheres to the character you are portraying. Attending small group meetings and dress rehearsals ahead of the show dates. Heeding instruction regarding your movement and acting from the Show Director. Performing in each show for the entire duration. Ability to stay in character when communicating with the audience. Representing our team at press-related events. Pitching new ideas that seem appropriate for our show. Science! THE LETTER: Dear Dolbians, I’ve loved science ever since I saw that Thomas Dolby video on late night TV. I wasn’t around for the 80s, but I would’ve so been in that video then! I’m a natural performer. So this would be great for me. And for the audience! I have experience with kids, since I babysit my stupid sister’s kids all the time. Thank goodness none of them got her jeans, because she’s a disaster. I always did good in science in school. I took it three times! Test Tubes and Big Boobs, Suzi THE JOB: Actor / Entertainer for Live Science Shows Mad Science of Hampton Roads - Chesapeake, VA Salary: $14 - $16 an hour Job Type: Part-time Full Job Description: Are you looking for an exciting opportunity to make some extra $$$ using your acting skills? Mad Science is now hiring part-time Actors/Entertainers to conduct dynamic, interactive, and exciting science shows for children in the Hampton Roads area! (We follow local COVID-19 guidelines in order to keep you safe.) Minimum Requirements: A charismatic personality Experience acting with enthusiasm and excitement A loud voice Ability to perform an interactive show with children Experience performing in front of large groups of children and adults 20 years or older and qualified to work in the US Must have your own car Comfortable submitting to a background check We Will Provide: Training, scripts, all equipment, and support $32.00 per 45 minute show Mileage reimbursement available I’m Asian. And I love music! THE LETTER: Dear Hoppers, I was so the ultimate clubber back in the day. Like, I had so much juice. So much that dropping my name got you into the club. And, I used to guest spin on Saturday night after midnight. That’s when all the crazy things happen. And let me tell you about the outfits I had. Maybe I’m meant to be an entertainer. I always thought Hong Kong was a country, but I didn’t know it was a state by Boston. Cool! Phat Beats and Sweet Treats, Suzi THE JOB: Disc Jockey (DJ) - Residency Hong Kong at Faneuil Hall - Boston, MA Salary: $38 an hour Job Type: Part-time Named Best Karaoke Bar in Boston by Boston Magazine in 2016 and 2018, and featured on Esquire Network's "Best Bars in America," Hong Kong Boston is a fun, lively, and fast paced bar with karaoke on the 1st floor and a dance club on the 2nd floor. We are Boston’s longest running hip-hop club. For the past 22 years, we have specialized in hip-hop with an emphasis on Reggae, Reggaeton, Soca and Dancehall. We are looking for someone who has the ability to realize it is all about the people. Our customers already have the songs. They are here to see how you can transform it into something fresh and new, to make them dance! There is no banned song list or only radio edits. We encourage you to play what you and they want to hear! Please include a link so that we can hear a demo, 1/2 hour minimum. Scratching & spinbacks are fine, but please no airhorns, sounds samples & mike use down. We need to be able to hear your transitions, beat matches, juggles, etc. SoundCloud is the preferred format. The genre of music for the demo is not as important as your technique. A good DJ can spin any music. If you drive, we do pay for the parking at a nearby garage Things matter. I know things that matter. THE LETTER: Dear Matter Minds, I’m such a people person, so I’m a good listener and I care about their needs. That’s why I’m so good at what I do now. But I need a real job that’s good for a resume. Cuz OnlyFans is not something you talk about when you’re trying to go legit. Anywho, I know a lot of subjects and I know a lot of subjects that matter. Like, Science. And Algebra. And PH balance in a woman’s who-ha. And avocados. And matters I don’t know about, I can Google. You Matter to Me, Suzi THE JOB: Subject Matter Expert Salary: $44,942 - $160,125 a year Job Type: Full-time Qualifications: Bachelor's (Preferred) Product Management: 1 year (Preferred) Marketing: 1 year (Preferred) MISSION To create and sustain reference able live customers based on trusted advisor status in Change Management and Business Process Re-organization over the course of Customer Engagements that will include supporting Sales near close, as well as during implementations. Description 1. Projects: Assess Engage Educate and Drive senior level Project sponsors and steering teams to handle the Change Management and Business process changes required for the delivery of successful expected customer outcomes as defined on projects 2. Process: Leads and advised customers to consider Change Management and new or improved business processes including roles and responsibilities to align with project goals of the desired business outcomes for the customer and prescribes industry best practices to deliver those outcomes as efficiently as possible 3. People: Contribute to successful completion of internal projects such as lunch and learns, training updates, or other internal projects and initiatives 4. Product: Masters our company platform and stays current on how to best implement the platform to deliver customer outcomes including any new features The Strategic Consultant will demonstrate alignment with company core values as follows: * Passion: An insatiable focus to Make Our Customers More Successful * Accountability: Leads with integrity and follows through on all commitments; owns the role and outcomes without shifting accountability to others (extreme ownership) * Curiosity: Thinks creatively and constructively about delivering value-based outcomes; seeks to continuously improve processes; is flexible/adaptable to challenges * Teamwork: Optimizes communication, workflow, and team harmony to be successful with our Customers, Partners, and Company Me. As a cartoon voice? Gah! THE LETTER: Dear Jessica Rabbits, I love the African accent. And I’m really good at it. I used to imitate this character on one season of 24, Dubaku. I annoyed a lot of my friends. Or do I need to do that click-click tongue language thing? Cuz, I could learn that. I’m really good with my tongue. Also, I had a steamy two-month fling with Maurice. He was from the West side, and he’s African-American, so… I know stuff. That’s All Folks, Suzi THE JOB: West African-American Dubbing/Voice Actor |
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