Every day, I wake up with thanks and stuff! Gratitude Ambassador SendThanksNow -- Chicago, IL Remote Part-time, Contract, Commission/Pay: $10.00 - $25.00 per hour SendThanksNow is seeking Ambassadors to amplify our voice and help build a more grateful world. Since launching our beta platform, STN has been rapidly growing our community of users. We believe that everyone deserves thanks and we need your help to pay it forward. Gratitude Ambassadors will be responsible for promoting our brand. You may use your own personal creativity to spread gratitude in order to build the community. Ambassadors will also have access to the SendThanksNow Team and internally developed collateral. The STN platform utilizes Hearts (1 Heart = 1 cent) plus messages, pictures, and videos to send gratitude. Ambassadors will be given thousands of Hearts to give away as the main method of community recruitment. Every Heart has a story and Ambassadors will help share them. Learn more here: https://sendthanksnow.com/about Watch our explainer: https://youtu.be/v_6hrR3ENvo Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Tuders, OMG! I am always thankful and always telling people thankful and always talking about what I’m thankful for. So to make a living being thankful… GAH! I’m thankful for (Top 5 in no order): Thongs Puppies Makeup Queso Hot dogs And that whole one heart is one cent. It’s like selling candy bars at school! I love the thought of giving everyone a heart on! Full Hearts, Suzi We’re all beautiful! I want to bring it out! Beauty AdvisorOVERVIEW Experience a place of energy, passion, and excitement. A place where the joy of discovery and uncommon artistry blend to create exhilarating buying experiences—for true beauty enthusiasts. At Ulta Beauty, we’re transforming the world one shade, one lash, one cut at a time. Because beauty is powerful. If you seek greater purpose—a place of vision, mission, and lived values—where voices are heard, contributions valued and recognized and growth opportunities abound, consider Ulta Beauty. Nowhere else are the possibilities quite this beautiful. THE IMPACT YOU CAN HAVE: Welcome to an exciting future in the retail beauty industry! As a Beauty Advisor at Ulta Beauty, you will be the first point of contact for our guest Beauty Enthusiasts, setting and exceeding their expectations for the beauty journey they’re about to experience within your store. As the initial face of the Ulta Beauty brand, you will have the opportunity to put your passion for beauty on full display, while ensuring that everything in the store is clean, fully stocked and ready to “wow” guests and other associates. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Face Saviors, Ulta is like Heaven on Earth to me! I remember when one opened up near me—I cried. Tears of complete joy! Plus, I envision myself wearing that cool black smock with some booty-poppin’ jeans and smart, sassy heels. My hair in a classic French twist, and my makeup—of course—on point. I’m really good at doing makeup. All my friends asked me to be their beauty advisor, so It’s, like, natural that I do it and make money. Because paying me in wine is fun until the rent’s due, yo! This is some makeup I did for my friend Sara who had to go to court on some b.s. prostitution charge. She wanted a dramatic look, so... Beautiful Faces and Beautiful Queens, Suzi Math. I’ve got this. Duh! BookkeeperAccounting for Jewelers – Tennessee $15 - $20/hour, Full-time, Part-time Position Overview: Accounting for Jewelers, LLC is currently seeking a staff Bookkeeper to work with a roster of 18 - 20 clients. For this role, we’re looking for someone who has accounting experience, is tech-savvy, and servant-hearted. This is a part-time, work from home position. Hourly rate commensurate with experience. No benefits offered for part-time employees, but there is existing opportunity for the right candidate to go full time and take on more responsibilities not listed here. Part Time Probation and Training Period. Full Time Potential. Flexible Hours. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear (Word) Problem Solvers, If anything were more genetically meant to be, this is it. Hello! Asians and math are like oil and water! Like cats and dogs! Plus, I love jewelry. So counting carrots and stones are, like, perfect for me. I’m very good with jewels. I wear them. I fondle them to get some jewels. It’s all good. Plus, I helped one of my clients keep things off the books, so…I can do that for you, too. And, not only can I add stuff up, but I could model your jewelry too. I could wear gold paint and you could put the jewelry on me! Like two jobs from one person! Me! Bling and Bookkeeping, Suzi Let me rock, ya, Chaka Khan! Script writer / Voice over SHAKAWEAR – Los Angeles, CA Remote/Contract Looking for a gifted individual with script writing and voice over experience to write, edit storyboards, video scripts and other documentation for a streetwear company located in Los Angeles. Ideal candidates can tackle the process of discussing many facets of the apparel/streetwear industry by creating short videos and performing the voice over. You will work as part of a team of apparel experts and graphic designers to develop the training videos. Must have strong writing experience, sense of humor, a strong work ethic and a team player. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Rattlers, I am all about shaking and rattling. I’ve been a fidget my whole life, and I got some juice in the streets. Everybody knows Suzi S and what I’m about. Which is keepin’ it real on the DL. Fo shizzle. I’m known for my style and my can do attitude. And I talk good and stuff. I do have phone acting experience and my results are always A+. I know that being an influence is something I can do in my sleep, but since this is all active and stuff I won’t be sleeping on the job. Plus, I’m so pumped that Chaka Khan has her own shapewear. She’s booty-tastic and so cool! Shaka, Rattle and Wear, Suzi OMG! I love Toto! Associate EditorAssociate Editor, Africa Remote/Contract About Us Our news team covers the most meaningful issues in the world, from eradicating malaria and polio to fighting climate change to ending poverty in our time. Our news team gets to know some of the most inspiring leaders in the world, from heads of state to celebrities to philanthropists to aid workers making a difference on the ground. Our journalists and editors produce original news stories, features, interviews, investigations, multimedia projects, OpEds, and online events and have a sustainable business model to do it. Professionals at NGOs like Save the Children, CARE, and the Gates Foundation rely on us to be in-the-know. Job Description About You Do you have at least five years of journalism and editing experience? Are you based in the Africa region and willing to work remotely? Are you an energetic editor who works well across time zones on a variety of topics? Are you excited to be a part of a global, mission-driven company that has an open, teamwork-focused culture? Read on. You're ambitious, detail-oriented, and have an open and collaborative attitude. You thrive in an environment where you're responsible for your work (but you get the support you need). You are a reliable multi-tasker who can smoothly juggle working with reporters and freelancers in a variety of locations who are writing about diverse topics, as well as taking on reporting projects of your own. You know the best way to explain complicated stories and are always looking to uncover new talent. Suzi's Cover LetterDear African Africans, I listen to that Yacht Rock station all the time when my mom’s in the car, cuz that’s her music. Something about one night with Bobby Preston in his backseat with something about “pink” and “stink”. Whatever. Anywho, mom said I was conceived while she was listening to “Africa” and I guess that’s why I love that song, cuz it’s in my jeans! I love everything about Toto and Africa. I could write all kinds of stories about it: the drums echoing through the night; the rains; moonlit wings; wild dogs cry out in the night. I’m perfect for this job! I can even draw a picture of Africa in my sleep! Kilimanjaro Rising, Suzi I love hair! Anywhere! Lady Jane’s Haircuts for Men Lady Jane’s Haircuts for Men – Birningham, MI What is Lady Jane's? We are an industry leader in the world of men's hair-cutting, and have been for the past 15 years! In that time, we have successfully opened more than 100 locations across the country, won countless men's styling awards, and provided incredible experiences for thousands of stylists and their clients! What are we looking for? We are looking for passionate, driven, team-players, who are looking to build a huge clientele and be an industry leader! We set stylists and barbers up for success by offering high level marketing, and growth potential within Lady Jane's corporate structure. Wicked Awesome Perks of LJ: -You Choose the Days You want to work -Clientele provided through aggressive marketing in TV, radio and print -Industry leading percentages make it easy to make great money -Creative, upbeat, fun environments -Express your individuality and run your own business -Endless advancement and relocation opportunities within Lady Jane's corporate structure Do you have what it takes to be a superstar? Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Coif-ers, I am a fan of hair. I was always styling my Barbie’s and all my friends. So, I know stuff about hair styling. I’m a natural! Speaking of natural, I think we ladies need to re-take the muff and re-grow that taco lettuce. I would love for us to be the pioneers in snatch styling and bring hair bag en vogue. I’ve been styling mine for a while, and I could offer all kinds of muff makeovers. I think we should let our hair down, for realz! Afros Before Hoes, Suzi This could be the one! Me. On TV!!!! On Camera TV Traffic Reporter iHeartMedia, Inc. – Jacksonville, FL Job Summary: Gathers traffic information and delivers on camera traffic reports in front of a green screen. Responsibilities: Focuses on providing timely and useful information to commuters planning their drives to work, as well as to those already en route by maintaining contact with external sources of information or by observing traffic from air or land vehicle. Announces the latest accidents and traffic hold-ups; keeps all facts straight, makes sure details are accurate and current, and tracks any changes. Maintains crucial deadlines in order to provide traffic updates in a timely fashion. May be required to report live on location from helicopter. May prepare written content, visual images, audio material and video footage for websites, blogs or other social-media platforms. May require flexibility in work schedules. Qualifications: Proficient in Microsoft Office suite, social networking platforms and audio production software Knowledgeable of local coverage area geography and roadways, mass transit and traffic patterns Pleasant, charismatic and well-controlled voice; excellent pronunciation Adept at working in a fast-paced, deadline-oriented, “newsroom-like” collaborative environment Suzi’s Cover Letter: Hello, Road Warriors! I really think you and I are meant to be. For realz. I’ve always wanted to be on TV. And since I didn’t get that metoritelogical job I went for earlier, traffic was always my second choice! Sometimes Plan B is better! When I was a kid, I always used to do my own traffic reports while we were driving to see my relatives in Jersey. Every summer. Boring drive. But I used to say things like: “Watch for boulders that could fall on the turnpike and smash your sister’s side of the car,” or “There’s a potential for a landslide with all this rain. We’ll probably land on her side of the car.” Plus, I know I look good on TV. I’ve been studying our local anchors for a long time. I'm a wreck anyways—might as well make some money at it, right!?! Orange Barrels Forever, Suzi P.S. I could booty shake on TV! I’m so good at trivia! Trivia Host Game Night Live – Boise, ID Part-time/Contract $25/hr Our ideal Host (MUST have reliable transportation, be 21+ and have a reliable laptop). Is comfortable speaking to an assembly of happy beer-fueled trivia, sports and/or music fans over a microphone Has a strong speaking voice Can potentially host at least a show or two every week Added bonuses: Quick wit, basic computer skills, and ability to multi-task A typical GNL night includes. . . Meeting new people and making friends Creating a playlist of fun music Engaging and entertaining the players . . .all while running an efficient game How it works. . . We supply our Hosts with the games and equipment they need to host GNL events We provide our Hosts with a location to host weekly GNL events at. Our Hosts provide a laptop, some fun tunes, and their stellar personalities. Our Hosts are awesomely fun at these shows, getting teams to come back for more every week. We pay a minimum of $45 for each show, and more for shows with better attendance. This is an outstanding way to get out of the house, meet new people, and stack some extra spending cash on the side. If you only want to make a quick buck, work at a bar so you can drink, or are just a general nincompoop, then this job is not right for you. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Night Gamers… Who doesn’t like to play games? Seriously! And a place where you can drink! First of all, I’m great with trivia: Q: What’s black and white and read all over? A: A newspaper! Besides my awesome trivia brain, I’m great with people. I was a cheerleader in high school; I’m pro at dancing on bars; and people like me! My phone actress business is successful, but I need to spread my wings and grow into a real career. Like trivia night! I mean, I could go on to hosing a game show on TV as a result! And think of all the cute outfits I could wear. I’ve got some killer leather shorts that I like to wear with a matching bikini top. If I wear a blazer with it, that makes it professional. Because my moms says a blazer makes any outfit professional. The Hostess with the Mostess, Suzi I’ve always wanted to be meteorite! Weekend Evening Meteorologist – KSHB Do you want to provide weather forecasts for a Super Bowl winning football team? Helping hundreds of thousands of fans plan their tailgate parties this fall! KSHB, the Scripps NBC Station in Kansas City, and new media partner of the Kansas City Chiefs is seeking an aggressive and experienced Meteorologist for our weekend evening newscasts. In addition you will be the face of our heavily equipped (including radar) “Storm Tracker” vehicle chasing down severe weather and providing live reports from the field. We seek someone who is a social media rock star and understands the power of proving content to all platforms that not only informs but will engage our viewers. We want someone ready to invest and grow with a station that has a lot of momentum in the market and can help take our weather coverage to new levels. You Will: Prepare and deliver daily weathercasts utilizing all available weather data and graphics computers. Prepare and deliver urgent weather updates interrupting regular programming as necessary. Prepare and deliver all weathercast materials over a variety of mediums, including, but not limited to: TV, Radio, Internet, Newspaper. Receives assignment or evaluates news leads and news tips to develop story ideas. You Bring: At least 3-years of TV Meteorologist experience. Computer literacy required, including weather and newsroom computer systems. Knowledge of broadcast quality camera equipment. Knowledge of Final Cut Pro editing systems, or similar editing equipment. Strong broadcast and AP style writing skills. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Sky Watchers, My friends have always told me that I should do TV, and that weather stuff would be perfect for me. My favorite movie has always been To Die For. I wanted to be Nicole Kidman so bad and do the weather like her. She looked so good and had the best outfits! I’ve been practicing for years in front of a mirror and pretending to point at stuff that really isn’t there, so my game is strong. In the third grade, I won Best Drawing during Tornado Safety Week. And our local TV weather dude was a judge and said I was so cute. Destiny, I believe it is! My philosophy with the weather is to always say it will be partly cloudy. Because if the sun shines, bonus! And if it’s kinda cloudy, then I was right! Warm Hearts and Warm Fronts, Suzi I love big black… cars! Personal Chauffeur Advocacy Unlimited, Inc We are in need of Personal Chauffeur's applying for this role will be providing friendly, professional and reliable service. The right candidates will need to consult maps or navigation devices for desired routes, checking radio or online traffic and weather reports for departure and destination locations. Advise employer or passenger of potential or existing adverse conditions and suggest alternative routes or travel time adjustments. Keeping vehicles clean and ensuring that they are mechanically sound is a plus. Job Types: Full-time, Part-time Salary: $550.00 to $800.00 /week Experience: transportation: 1 year (Preferred) professional driving: 1 year (Preferred) driving: 1 year (Preferred) limo driver: 1 year (Preferred) city knowledge: 1 year (Preferred) Additional Compensation: Tips Commission Bonuses Suzi's Cover Letter:Dear Driving Divas, I’ve always loved road trips. It’s my favorite way to travel! Crank up the tunes, roll the windows down, pop dem bottles! Woot! Of course, I won’t be popping bottles while driving—except for clients. I can bring extra fun to chauffeuring, because I learned how to do all kinds of things while behind the wheel. I can put on my makeup, eat dinner, lead everyone in some karaoke… Plus, I’d look totally stylin’ in a chauffer’s cap and black suit. Except my suit would either be a skirt of shorts and a blazer. Maybe I’ll paint a shirt on underneath, depending on the occasion of the trip. Fun! Stretched and Ready, Suzi |
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