I’m Asian. And I love music! THE LETTER: Dear Hoppers, I was so the ultimate clubber back in the day. Like, I had so much juice. So much that dropping my name got you into the club. And, I used to guest spin on Saturday night after midnight. That’s when all the crazy things happen. And let me tell you about the outfits I had. Maybe I’m meant to be an entertainer. I always thought Hong Kong was a country, but I didn’t know it was a state by Boston. Cool! Phat Beats and Sweet Treats, Suzi THE JOB: Disc Jockey (DJ) - Residency Hong Kong at Faneuil Hall - Boston, MA Salary: $38 an hour Job Type: Part-time Named Best Karaoke Bar in Boston by Boston Magazine in 2016 and 2018, and featured on Esquire Network's "Best Bars in America," Hong Kong Boston is a fun, lively, and fast paced bar with karaoke on the 1st floor and a dance club on the 2nd floor. We are Boston’s longest running hip-hop club. For the past 22 years, we have specialized in hip-hop with an emphasis on Reggae, Reggaeton, Soca and Dancehall. We are looking for someone who has the ability to realize it is all about the people. Our customers already have the songs. They are here to see how you can transform it into something fresh and new, to make them dance! There is no banned song list or only radio edits. We encourage you to play what you and they want to hear! Please include a link so that we can hear a demo, 1/2 hour minimum. Scratching & spinbacks are fine, but please no airhorns, sounds samples & mike use down. We need to be able to hear your transitions, beat matches, juggles, etc. SoundCloud is the preferred format. The genre of music for the demo is not as important as your technique. A good DJ can spin any music. If you drive, we do pay for the parking at a nearby garage Things matter. I know things that matter. THE LETTER: Dear Matter Minds, I’m such a people person, so I’m a good listener and I care about their needs. That’s why I’m so good at what I do now. But I need a real job that’s good for a resume. Cuz OnlyFans is not something you talk about when you’re trying to go legit. Anywho, I know a lot of subjects and I know a lot of subjects that matter. Like, Science. And Algebra. And PH balance in a woman’s who-ha. And avocados. And matters I don’t know about, I can Google. You Matter to Me, Suzi THE JOB: Subject Matter Expert Salary: $44,942 - $160,125 a year Job Type: Full-time Qualifications: Bachelor's (Preferred) Product Management: 1 year (Preferred) Marketing: 1 year (Preferred) MISSION To create and sustain reference able live customers based on trusted advisor status in Change Management and Business Process Re-organization over the course of Customer Engagements that will include supporting Sales near close, as well as during implementations. Description 1. Projects: Assess Engage Educate and Drive senior level Project sponsors and steering teams to handle the Change Management and Business process changes required for the delivery of successful expected customer outcomes as defined on projects 2. Process: Leads and advised customers to consider Change Management and new or improved business processes including roles and responsibilities to align with project goals of the desired business outcomes for the customer and prescribes industry best practices to deliver those outcomes as efficiently as possible 3. People: Contribute to successful completion of internal projects such as lunch and learns, training updates, or other internal projects and initiatives 4. Product: Masters our company platform and stays current on how to best implement the platform to deliver customer outcomes including any new features The Strategic Consultant will demonstrate alignment with company core values as follows: * Passion: An insatiable focus to Make Our Customers More Successful * Accountability: Leads with integrity and follows through on all commitments; owns the role and outcomes without shifting accountability to others (extreme ownership) * Curiosity: Thinks creatively and constructively about delivering value-based outcomes; seeks to continuously improve processes; is flexible/adaptable to challenges * Teamwork: Optimizes communication, workflow, and team harmony to be successful with our Customers, Partners, and Company It’s like me fulfilling my dream of being a personal assistant for Rebel Wilson. THE LETTER: Dear Sack Stuffers, I watch Guy’s Grocery Games, so I’m good at grocering. Plus, there were a lot of late college night runs to Walmart to people watch and grab a rotisserie chicken. Good times. Oh, and I’ve always wanted to work in a warehouse and drive big equipment. I think the hard hat and the uniform is so on-point, and those little machine things are cool! Like, I want to pick stuff up all the time. I wish I could have one. Do you think you can let me take one home for the weekend? That way I can move my sister’s trailer off my parents’ property… Rack ‘Em & Stack ‘Em, Suzi THE JOB:Order Filler Walmart Grocery DC – Casa Grande, AZ Job details Salary: $17.25 - $21.45 an hour Job Type: Full-time/Temporary Full Job Description Organize warehouse through removing and stacking empty pallets. Fulfill store orders through pulling merchandise through layer using electronic voice control equipment, stacking onto pallets, placing labels in appropriate area on freight, and transporting using power equipment. Maintain freight integrity through inspecting freight for damage and mis-placement (i.e. "strays") monitoring temperature and integrity of food items by separating freight using plastic sheets, (e.g. species, chemical), and maintaining records, logs and forms. Moves, lifts, carries, and places merchandise and supplies weighing up to 60 pounds without assistance. Works in areas requiring exposure to varying temperatures, extreme heat or cold, and/or wet, damp, or drafty conditions. Work overnight, weekends, and varying shifts. I want to be more buffer, so I can train and be trained! THE LETTER: Dear Physical Pfitters, I was really good in sports in school. I was excellent in ping pong. I was known as Suzi The Ball Sucker, because I would destroy balls. I flattened a couple with my power. Grrr! So, I know I’ll be great at weightlifting. I usually use free weights, but I’ve always wanted to be a bodybuilder. Cuz muscles are hot, and I want to wear tiny bikinis and be ripped. I’m not super confident with my coaching skills with this sport, and I’m not sure how guns are involved in weightlifting, but I can hold a gun and curl one if I have to. They just kind of scare me a little. Bench Pressing to the Stars, Suzi THE JOB:CoachInnerCity Weightlifting -- Cambridge, MA Job details: Salary: $20,000 - $35,000 a year plus coach income (approx. $10k-$15k per year) Job Type: Full-time ICW Overview: ICW's mission is to reduce gun violence by amplifying the voice and agency of people who have been most impacted by systemic racism and mass incarceration. We partner with program participants through case management and careers in and beyond personal training. Individuals are elevated as experts in fitness and the social issues they've lived. ICW is a culture and community in which power dynamics are flipped, social capital is bridged, and new leaders emerge in the fight to combat long-standing inequities. Client Management: Conduct consultations for new clients, including a full evaluation and written program to follow Conduct coaching sessions and program redesigns for all Elite clients Write new programs for clients in a timely manner following a Coaching session, at least 24-48 hours prior to their next scheduled session Ensure that each program is handed off to the appropriate trainer and that they trainer is familiarized with exercises Contribute to monthly programming for our general client base who are training in-person and virtually Contribute to ongoing programming for ICW’s virtual on-demand library Trainer Support: Quality control personal training sessions, providing support for trainers & clients as needed Support students with studying towards ICW & ISSA Certifications Provide feedback as needed with the goal of developing professional development of trainers I love the word liaison. It sounds fancy—like me. Reservation & Guest Experience Agent THE GUILD Full-Time: From $15/hour Full Job Description: Our goal...to craft incredible experiences for people that love to explore while enjoying the comforts of home. The Guild offers the comfort and convenience of a high-end apartment with the personalized service of a boutique hotel. We believe traveling in comfort is more than someone making your bed while you’re out or delivering room service while you’re in. It’s feeling at ease. Relaxed. Your role: The Guest Experience Central Team is a high volume inbound contact center environment going above and beyond to provide Guild guests with a step-above world class experience. A successful agent must display both strong communication skills with computer literacy and exceptional guest service abilities to assist the guest beyond the transactional experience to a transformational guest experience. Our agents are empowered to own the guest relationship to maintain industry leading NPS of 80+. You will be responsible for (mostly) inbound contacts via text, phone, email, etc, and possess the ability to work through multiple systems to assist guests quickly, and with quality. What you’ll do: Handle inbound guest contacts across multiple channels and tools (phone, email, sms, chat), primarily responsible for making reservations and answering guest questions. Effectively communicate with guests to exceed their expectations with your guidance, knowledge, patience, and issue resolution Assist guests at each step of the customer journey to ensure a streamlined, positive experience resulting in promoters and repeat bookings Treat our guests as friends first to make every stay perfect and offer up your city knowledge at every opportunity (suggest authentic city favorites, foods, and hot spots) Identify and take action on/make suggestions for guests based on your research into their reservation or inquiries Suzi’s Cover Letter:Dear Secret Agents, This job is my heart: quality customer experiences! Like, I totally do that now. I mean, I don’t schedule cool vacays anywhere for people, but I do create a getaway, fantasy world for them. It will be nice to travel outside the mind for once. And who doesn’t love a vacation? I’m all about making sure the customer is happy from start to finish. I never leave my phone clients hanging. I want to know that I’ve fulfilled their desires and that there is always a happy ending? Isn’t that what it’s all about? The cherry on top? Plus, being a comfort woman is kinda in my blood. There was that thing in history where the Japanese made other Asian women sex workers for their men. But this is obvs more positive because I’m choosing to do it. Here to Please, Suzi Entertaining is in my blood like soy sauce! Mobile DJ Part-time: $16-$40/hour Full Job Description: Love music and people? Then this may be your dream job! Michigan top-rated mobile DJ & MC entertainment service is looking for someone to infuse high energy and excitement into each and every event. Get paid to work and have fun at the same time! Learn more about our company here: www.stealthdjs.com Who we're looking for: Must be located in southeastern Michigan, preferably west of I-275. Reliable transportation is required. Must be available on all or most weekends. Excellent communication skills are a must. You must be a very reliable, energetic and outgoing person with a great personality. Preferred but not required: Vast music knowledge, dance skills, experience in public speaking and/or the ability to lift at least 40 pounds. What you'll be doing: The job of an MC / Crowd Motivator / DJ Assistant is to perform the duties of MC (master of ceremonies) for bar/bat mitzvahs, weddings, parties and school dances. You will be talking on a microphone in front of a crowd, provide high energy enthusiasm while motivating and encouraging people to dance, take requests, lead group/specialty dances, coordinate details with clients and other event vendors, host games, set up/take down equipment, load/unload equipment, take photos of guests and help the DJ with any other tasks. If you meet all of these requirements, you just may become a member of Stealth DJ's. Get paid to work and have fun at the same time! Training will be provided. After training, pay starts at 20% of total event contract price, which is equivalent to $16-$40 per hour. Your work schedule will vary greatly throughout the year. It will be depend on demand. This emcee job is ideal for anyone interested in fine arts, communications, media arts, broadcasting, television, radio, entertainment, music, dance, theatre or any other public speaking occupation. Also great for an up and coming entertainer, dance instructor, radio dj, radio disc jockey or radio personality. Suzi's Cover Letter:Dear Party Animals, If I had been alive in the 70s, I would’ve totally been a disco whore—let’s party! I mean, I know how to have a good time, and that means others will have a good time. That’s why I’m always invited to parties, because I am the life of the party. In fact, people invite me to boring stuff like funerals because I always find a way to bring the fun—even in death. Some old dudes have even said I bring their old wood to life. Isn’t that so sweet? I’m a natural emcee. I used to have a show on my high school radio station. I called my show Asian Invasion. It was popular. Let’s Get This Party Started, Suzi P.S. Did I mention that I want my rap name to be Wonton Wrappa? Get it? Cuz I’m Asian… This is a big girl job that’s totally cool! Joseph De Heer Curator of Asian Art Joseph De Heer Curator of Asian Art Denver Art Museum Inc – Denver, CO Salary/$80,000 - $100,000/year Full Job Description The Denver Art Museum (DAM) seeks a dynamic and experienced individual to lead the museum’s Asian art department to a higher level of regional, national, and international prominence. Qualified candidates are expected to exemplify the DAM’s internal values, which include being dynamic, respectful, inclusive, creative, and curious. The ability to maintain effective and positive working relationships with visitors, employees, volunteers, representatives of public and private entities, policy-making bodies, and contractors is critical to the success of this position. DAM’s Asian art collection includes about 7,000 items, ranging in age from antiquity to modern days, and spanning the entire Asian continent - Turkey, South Asia and East Asia – along with Islamic art. A reinstallation of the Asian permanent collection is underway in the newly renovated Martin Building and 22,000 square feet of exhibition space will open to the public in the fall of 2021. Of that, 5,000 square feet will be available for temporary exhibitions. The collection is particularly strong in Chinese art and the incoming curator should have a strong expertise in Chinese art. However, given the collection’s breadth, the incoming curator must also serve as a generalist, lifting up all aspects of the collection. The curator will come with active networks in both the U.S. and abroad that include a variety of individuals and enterprises in the art, culture and museum sectors. The Asian art curator must enjoy working with donors, collectors, and the department’s Friends group, and will welcome wide audiences, including families and students. The successful candidate for this position must have leadership qualities and excellent communication skills. Much of the work at DAM is cross-departmental, and exhibitions are developed through advisory committees that often invite external perspectives. The successful candidate will be someone who enjoys collaboration, welcomes input from other museum staff and from external constituencies, and is willing to have guest- and co-curators for exhibitions in the department. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Yellow Lovers, I am an Asian. And I know Asian art! All those pictures in the Chinese restaurant in my hood are so cool. I know good stuff when I see it! Plus, I think I’m a long-lost relative of the Ming Dynasty. At least, that’s what my pops said. But he was drunk at the time, so maybe he was wrong. I should do an Ancestry thing and find out. I don’t know much about turkey. Except that my grams’ isn’t the best. I mean, it’s always dry. Gramps says it’s as dry as her own bird. And something about it being flappy now. Anywho, I could bring my third cousin in to co-collaborate. He’s really smart. He did all these Bob Ross paintings. I opened a museum of his paintings when I was a kid, so I have a head for business, too. China and Vases for All Races, Suzi This is right up my… alley. Assistant Boudoir Photographer Milk and Honey Boudoir - Akron, OH Job Type: Part-time/Contract $50-$150/hour Responsibilities of Contractor include but are not limited to the following: taking pictures of details, and people holding and/or carrying lighting and other equipment directing & artistically posing people independently capturing moments of the day attending to other photography-related details promoting "Milk & Honey" on social media (Facebook, Instagram, etc.) This Job Is Ideal for Someone Who Is: Dependable -- more reliable than spontaneous People-oriented -- enjoys interacting with people and working on group projects Adaptable/flexible -- enjoys doing work that requires frequent shifts in direction Innovative -- prefers working in unconventional ways or on tasks that require creativity Suzi’s Cover Letter:Dear Bedroom Beauties, OMG! I do bedroom pictures all the time. I mean, I have pro lighting and the best outfits. That’s really helped my own business grow. So, I would take that knowledge and help you all out. I feel so comfortable in the bedroom, and I want to learn more about picture stuff. I comfortable around all kinds of people, and I can bring out the best in anyone. Some people are shy, but once they hear me talk—they’re like pudding in my hands. Thought I usually only entertain on the phone, there are times when I will meet in person with a client. Sometimes they have picture fantasies, and I help them out. So fulfilling. Lights, Camera, Coochie, Suzi I love to show and tell! Personalities/Characters/Tour Guides Massage Chair Bus Tours, LLC - Dallas, TX Job Type: PT $17-$20/hour plus tips If you have charm, charisma, energy, a good driving record and enjoy people loving you for taking them on a tour of the city in a high-end massage chair, then apply for this job! If you do not have any stage, acting, singing, entertaining performance, please do not apply for this job. Your job is to entertain 6 people on a tour with your performance background. Pay: $34 a tour - (1.5 - 2 hrs) TIPS!!!! TIPS!!! TIPS!!!! TIPS!!!! TIPS!!!! Being a tour guide means building a relationship with your guests and taking them on a journey...when you do this in the right way… the tips can be amazing!!! Most of the facts given during the tour are from a voice recorded tablet so there is very little memorizing of a script involved. You need to be comfortable driving a 6 passenger, 22' long, E-450 Shuttle Bus. We offer two types of tours and we will be needing three drivers to cover various shifts. You will be wearing a purple tailed tuxedo. IT IS HIGHLY IMPORTANT YOU SEND YOUR RESUME WITH A NICE COVER LETTER (A FEW SENTENCES) AS TO WHY YOU WOULD BE A GOOD FIT FOR THIS JOB. WE CALL PEOPLE WHO SEND COVER LETTERS ABOVE OTHERS AS THEY WANT THE JOB MORE. Suzi’s Cover Letter: Dear Journeymen, My grams used to go on bus tours all the time for some old lady fun. Sometimes, she’d take me. So. Much. Fun. All the old men would give me candy and money. Maybe that’s why I have a special place in my heart for my clients that are older. Anywho, my favorite thing to do is to make people feel welcome. I was voted Most Likely to Be an Escort in high school because I love to show people around. But I don’t know why that didn’t make the yearbook… Plus, Journey is my favorite band! Don’t Stop Believing that I’m the right person for the job. Don’t let us go our Separate Ways without interviewing me, first. I will welcome the opportunity with Open Arms. Don’t let the Lights go down without hiring the best—me! Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’, Suzi I’m yummy. I like yummy things… So, perfect! Tasty Talent ResidentBuzzFeed – Los Angeles, CA Salary :$18 an hour/PT Full Job Description Tasty's Talent Residency is a program for aspiring on-camera personalities, TikTok/Reel-ers and YouTubers with a passion for viral storytelling and content creation. This entry-level opportunity is perfect for someone looking to kickstart a career in the entertainment, food media, acting, comedy, TikTok-er, digital creator or influencer space as an on-camera talent/content Creator driving personal and BuzzFeed social growth. As a BuzzFeed Resident, you'll work with innovators in the talent space and forge your own relationships with TikTok, Reels, YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, and Twitch audiences! The Residency is an entry-level, part-time, $18/hour, 3-9 month-long program, approximately 3 days/20 hours per week, launching in early March!Our screening process opens now, and selected candidates will be asked to self-tape followed by a video call interview, and finally, a remote screen test with our Casting and Talent Teams. Suzi’s Cover Letter:Dear Buzzers, If ever I was meant to be something, it is this. I was meant to be exposed to the masses. That’s why I did those movies. I mean, you gotta start somewhere. And, I’m really good on the socials. That’s one way I’ve been able to generate so many more phone clients. But I feel my life should mean so much more. And that’s why TikTok fame is my destiny. Seriously. TikTok is Chinese, and I’m Asian. See? Plus the camera loves me. And I want to influence people in a positive way, like: Stay away from creepers, know that you’re awesome, and that you should pet cats more. Daughter of Destiny, Suzi |
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