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Wino

7/23/2019

 
​Who doesn’t love wine!

​Wine Director

Felidia – New York, NY

Felidia is owned by famed Chef Lidia Bastianich. Lidia is an Emmy award-winning television host, best-selling cookbook author and restaurateur.

Job requirements and responsibilities:
Excellent food and beverage knowledge, specifically in Italian wines and all spirits.

Provide ample and continuous wine training, tasting and education to ensure staff wine knowledge is achieved.

During service, ensure to promote, educate, and sell wine to our guests.

Continuously taste, research and remain active and relevant in the restaurant and wine industries.

Ensure that wine lists are updated daily so staff and guests are aware of any changes.
​
Create new regulars for the restaurant with your strong hospitality skills.

​Suzi’s Cover Letter:

Dear Fellow Winers,

Wine is so good for you—and so yummy!

I’m an ideas person and I could combine music and wine to get customers. Like rap and wine. If Snoop Dogg can do it, so can I!

“The wine
Is really fine
Gonna get all crunk
So I can touch your junk”



And I have high alcohol tolerance. I can taste and research for days! One time, a bunch of guys bet they could out-drink me. Fools. I took their money.

It seems like it would be fun to work for a company with such a naughty name. I’ve been known to play the skin flute. I mean, who doesn’t want to get some bling?

Grapes of Rap,
Suzi



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