I’ve got great hand technique!
Washington State University – Pullman, WA
The Farmer 2 position will be responsible for milking approximately 150 Holstein cows in a double 5 herringbone parlor once per day. The duties of the position include, but are not limited to: performing daily, weekly, and monthly periodic maintenance; daily cleaning and repair of milking and milk storage equipment; daily cleaning of parlor, holding pen, maternity and hospital areas; organizing and maintaining inventory of parts and materials related to the milking process; training and directing students in the proper operation of the milking facility and animal handling in the parlor; identifying and treating udder health problems; assisting cows in parturition; working with researchers in the gathering of milk samples and experimental data; and performing other duties as assigned. This position will alternate shifts every 3 months. The day shift works from 6:30 am to 3:30 pm, while the night shift works 9:30 pm to 6:30 am.
Position Term in Months 12 Monthly Salary $2,599.00
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear Moo Moos,
I loved chocolate milk a lot when I was a little girl. I never drank plain old white milk. Now, I’m a little lactose intolerant. But chocolate milk is still in my heart. I can still sample stuff for you!
I think I’d be great as a night milker because I do my best work at night. And I have a good grip. And I’m good with animals. They love me like Snow White (milk). See what I did there?
I'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh.