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Suzi sPEAKS

Just an average girl looking for her dream gig. Hit me up at: speakssuzi@gmail.com

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Couture Calling

9/16/2019

 
​I am so creative, it’s scary!

​Freelance T-Shirt Designer

The Clymb – Portland, OR
Contract

The Clymb is offering a unique opportunity for freelance designers. We’re seeking a design champ who’s ready to create amazing, outdoor-inspired t-shirt designs and illustrations for The Clymb and our various brands.

A sample of some our current designs can be found here: TheClymb.com
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Freelance Design Process:
Freelancers will be paid a flat fee per finalized design. Designs are considered "finalized" at TheClymb's sole discretion.
Artwork will be released to The Clymb for any use, including in the following platforms:
T-shirts
Water bottles
Stickers
Websites, our own and our partners
Social Media

Suzi's Cover Letter:

Dear Hanes All Ways,

I really want a job that allows my creativeness to shine. I’ve always been a drawer and I’m good at listening to what a client wants—and delivering.

One time when I was working in fashion, a chick wanted me to help her look like a hooker to keep her hubby interested. I picked out some booty shorts and at tube top. It worked!

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Here’s what I could design:
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Budding Betsey (Johnson),
Suzi



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