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Suzi sPEAKS

Just an average girl looking for her dream gig. Hit me up at: speakssuzi@gmail.com

Choo Choo!

10/23/2018

 
​Trains are a family thing. This is super terrific!
Train Crew

$60,000 per year for the first two years, plus benefits

Essential Job Functions
Ensure safe, on-time/on-plan train operation and movement in compliance with company and Federal rules and instructions.

Accountabilities
Responsible for train operation and movement. Includes: operate locomotive equipment including through the use of a remote control device. 

Coupling air hoses.

Uncoupling cars.

Riding rail cars and climbing onto equipment.

Follow safety precautions.

Required
Applicants must be 18 years of age or older.

Must have a valid driver’s license.

Develop and maintain positive working relationships with coworkers, supervisors, contractors and/or customers and effectively handle conflict situations.

Ability to speak English in a clear, concise manner in order to communicate with coworkers, and supervisors. 
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Suzi's Cover Letter:

Hello, Kinda Vagabonds!
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Trains are a family thing! I’m so looking forward to meeting you in person to talk about your opening. My gramps has the coolest train track in his basement. Like, it takes up the whole basement. And my sister is an expert at pulling a train. So, this is meant to be!

I have excellent technique with hoses. Just ask my first high school boyfriend, Ben. He was very pleased with my natural abilities. Plus, I have no problem riding things. I could go all day!

I was wondering if I’ll get a chance to meet Gwyneth Paltrow. I see uncoupling is involved. She’s great at that!

Also, there will be no problem when it comes to safety. Like Julia Roberts said in the movie “Pretty Woman”—I’m a safety girl! It’s really important.

Do I get to blow the whistle? That would be so much fun.

See ya soon!
Suzi
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P.S. Do I get to wear a conductor’s hat and overalls? Because overalls are back in fashion. All those pockets are useful, plus I look super cute in hats. Just ask my friends as references.



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