There’s not a tool I can’t handle!
Dear Fellow Toolbags,
I feel like you know me already. I have total dominain experience. Whips, cat o’ nine tails, fuzzy hand cuffs, ball gags. You name it—you’ll love it!
Plus, I see you need a techno expert. Who else can get the club lit like me? Uh, no one. And, I’ve been known to make some fat beats on my Mac.
And when it comes to tests, I was a really good studier, and I took good notes. I used to sell my notes, so I can do this. Test me!
Tools Ain’t For Fools,
Tool Specialist – Testing Tools
Capgemini – New York, NY
Full Job Description:
QA resources with Captital Market/Trading domain experience
Hands on knowledge on Agile Process and Work Flows
Techno-Functional with experience in UI automation (Selenium/JAVA), Database quering, Mainframe and UNIX
Intermidiate/Senior Level of Experience with capable of working in an Onshore/Offshore model
Expert in Test plans, test strategy, cases and processes
Well versed with all types of testing and issue reporting
Good communication knowledge as need to speak with people at various levels.
The Capgemini Freelancer Gateway is enabled by a cutting-edge software platform that leads the contingent labor world for technology innovation. The software platform leverages Machine Learning and Artificial Intelligence to make sure the right people end up in the right job.
Let me grab my whip!
Oak Grove Technologies
Fort Jackson, SC
Where creative minds gather…. Average need not apply….
Oak Grove is anything but your typical government contractor. We pride ourselves on our outside-the-box approach to solving customer challenges. We are seeking ‘A Team’ players to continue writing our success story.
We are a smaller mid-size company that is growing, profitable, forward thinking and always ready to tackle the next challenging situation our clients face. We have repeat customers because they trust us. Who are they? Sometimes the Government, sometimes the Military, sometimes the commercial world but ALWAYS happy and satisfied.
We're focused on providing the best end-to-end training solutions available—and we need the best the industry has to offer. Why? Oak Grove’s readiness training has a stellar international reputation for excellence, we team with top universities to advance cultural development programs, and our award-winning eLearning solutions and training programs outshine the competition.
Your work will be challenging and your performance will be recognized and rewarded. Our entrepreneurial-minded team thrives in a fast-paced, fun environment where there are always opportunities to learn something new.
We attribute 10+ years of success to the quality of our amazing team, our energetic leadership, and our commitment to excellence and customer happiness.
We are proud to be a leading Service-Disabled Veteran-Owned Small Business becoming a mid-size company. We are headquartered in Raleigh, NC as well as an office in the National Capital Region.
Oak Grove Technologies is looking to hire Role Players in Fort Jackson, SC. A Role Player must ‘live’ the part and freely adapt the character in response to how the student reacts to a situation. It is impromptu acting ‘in role’ as the training situations develop.
Shall observe student activities and provide oral and written feedback
Shall attend a briefing prior to the execution of each training event, and an after action review at the conclusion of each training event, and daily in/out briefings.
Act out assigned roles as enemy persons or civilian non-combatants in accordance with assigned scenarios.
At times, role players may be required to perform numerous roles or other roles in support of the exercise depending on exercise requirements (i.e. a role player may be required to play an enemy combatant as well as the role of a civilian on the battlefield [COB]); simulate combat activity by exhibiting behaviors appropriate to the role and by firing blank ammunition; or perform rudimentary light infantry tactics.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
I was meant to do this. For realz. So many reasons! First of all, politicians have been my best phone clients. That one County Councilman sure loves butt stuff! He called me a lot!
I saw that you need members for your A Team, which is perfect, because I was in a Cinemax-type after-hours movie called “The Ahhh Team.” I know what it takes to be on top!
And the role playing is what my phone job is all about. Stepping into a part to make the client happy. Isn’t that what it’s all about?
Star of Phone and Bone,
I have a great eye for talent!
THE KASH AGENCY
Salary: Up to $7,000 a month
Full Job Description
We are looking for an experienced talent managers within the entertainment industry to manage talent and development of deals. We work primarily within the space of TikTok. With a huge presence in the music industry, TikTok has developed some very unique business avenues for emerging TikTok Stars. In this position you will work extensively with brands, record labels, talent agents, & talents from across a variety of Nichès. We service the music industry heavily. Producing over 100 videos a month for music industry artists & executives, our creators make sure their fans never get bored on the App. This job is ideal for people looking to enter into the entertainment industry and or work this field as extra endeavor. This job also has a extremely high potential to very much be a full-time job. We close 20-30 deals a month and generate 10-20 leads a day ranging from Brands to Labels interested in our services. With such consistency in our flow of business it makes the process of acquiring deals as a manager almost inconsequential and or seamless.
Oversee the day-to-day business affairs of the talent/artist
Advise and counsel talent concerning professional matters, long-term plans and personal decisions which may affect their career.
Effectively close deals for the talent. Utilizing entertainment industry relationships to help further talents career
Project manage event-related campaigns including but not limited to vendor and freelancer management
Build strong relationships with strategic event organizers in the region
Partner with other agencies to develop media plans and performance driven creative solutions that result in effective, breakthrough communication around our monetization products/solution
Build marketing Campaigns for record labels (Both independent and mainstream labels) & Top brands such as (Bang Energy, Monster, Fashionova, Ethika, Etc.)
Proven work experience as a talent manager
Track record in designing and executing successful business plans
Familiarity with traditional and modern entertainment industry business practices
Excellent communication and leadership skills
Ability to plan, multi-task and manage time effectively
Strong writing and record keeping ability for emails and keeping track of deals
Good computer and database skills
Pay: Up to $7,000.00 per month
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear Star Watchers,
There was a time when my sister wanted to be a model, so I managed her career. Which flopped. But that’s not my fault. She decided to pump out 4 kids from 3 different dads and got fat af. Anywho, I had to deal with her bitchy ways and managed not to kill her, so I can deal with any kind of diva.
Plus, I love music and I once had a couple of rap songs out. The videos did well. We were all in bikinis rappin’ and having some drinks, and the sun was out.
I’ve always been a part of the entertainment business, so why not be a boss bitch?
Managing is Everything,
Call me Yogi!
The State of Florida – White Springs
Salary: $2,166.67 Month; $26,000.04 Year
This is moderately independent work providing Visitor Services, Resource Management, Maintenance, Administration and Protection of Stephen Foster Folk Culture Center State Park.
VISITOR SERVICES - Explains facilities and services provided for public use, enjoyment and education; meets visitors, answers questions, provides information and directions. Attempts to resolve visitor complaints while maintaining good public relations. Provides natural and cultural history interpretive programs, assists with set up and break down of all park special events and provides unit specific services as directed.
RESOURCE MANAGEMENT - Recognizes biological communities and the natural processes required for their maintenance. Observes, maintains and protects the natural, cultural, historic and archaeological resources of the park. Participates in prescribed burning related activities. Implements vegetation and wildlife management plans, maintains optimum species control via natural and chemical means. Implements site restoration projects such as reforestation and erosion control. Implements water resources management plans. Collects and records resource management data. Collects and records resource management data.
MAINTENANCE - Maintains park structures, facilities, equipment and grounds through routine, preventive, and corrective maintenance practices. Conducts routine inspections to ensure proper maintenance standards are met. Maintains cleanliness of grounds and facilities.
ADMINISTRATION - Prepares forms and reports on a wide range of subjects including visitation, vehicle usage, purchase requests and accidents. Answers telephone operates park radio, computer and various office equipment; conducts purchasing and fiscal activities in compliance with established procedures. Collects fees, performs cash register transactions and reconciles receipts. Orders, sells and inventories resale merchandise. Answers correspondence and maintains park files.
PROTECTION - Performs routine patrols and security checks; takes appropriate action to ensure visitor safety and adherence to park rules; ensures adherence to the Park Protection Plan. Opens and/or secures park facilities as appropriate. Interprets and enforces park rules pertaining to all natural and cultural resources and facilities and use thereof for the safety and enjoyment of the visitor. Responsible for security of cash fund.
Performs other related duties as required.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear Pic-ih-nic Basket People,
I have loved the great outdoors thanks to Yogi Bear. I mean, seriously. How cute. And fun. Now, I think we could use a little freshening up of the uniforms, because khaki is just so boring, but if we have to keep those colors, I suggest we wear some Skechers in hot pink or something. Cute and useful, right?
I’m really great at giving tours. Many of my phone clients have translated into other opportunities where they have big parties at their homes and they want the ladies there to entertain, and so I always show the girls around the homes and make it sound so awesome.
And, I’ll be great with security. I have a pink taser, and I’m a fan of the movie “Broken Arrow”. And wasn’t what’s-her-face a park ranger? Yeah. I practiced her moves and stuff. So…
It’s The Climb,
P.S. I really hate bugs, so can I limit my time outdoors?
I always had a crush on Steve Irwin!
Meridian Bird Removal – Jackson, TN
Part-Time/$1,000-$1,500 per month
Do you enjoy the thrill of the chase?
Would you like to get paid for doing something you enjoy as much as a hobby?
Come join us and catch birds!
We have captured tens of thousands of birds across the nation, and we want you to join us.
Our motto: We Embrace New Adventures Daily!
Meridian Bird Removal is seeking a Part-Time Bird Removal Technician who likes a challenge and is committed to seeing a job through to completion.
Who is our ideal candidate?
Our diverse workforce consists of talented individuals of many different backgrounds and includes hunters, trappers, wildlife and outdoor enthusiasts, biologists, recent college graduates, retired professionals, veterans, artists, and more!
People who succeed in this role come from backgrounds such as veterinarian assistants, dog walkers, pest control, technicians, wildlife removal, and much more! We also have people who are gig workers, freelancers, and contractors. As a company, we love to hire bird enthusiasts and animal lovers!
What will you need to succeed?
The right candidate will have a strong passion for solving customers' problems.
Our technicians address health and food safety issues created by birds.
Commits to completing each job
Has a thirst for knowledge
Has an appreciation for wildlife and nature
Loves helping people
Thrives independently yet can be part of a team
Embraces adventure and challenge
Meet the physically demanding requirements of the job-standing, walking, lifting, and looking up at birds.
Meet the visual requirements—are you able to see small birds at long distances and follow their flight patterns.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear Feathered Friends,
I feel like birds are my spirit animal. And I’ve felt that ever since I held the first bird in my hand. Since then, I have so many in my hand. Big. Small. Crooked. They’re all wonderful and special! And they always respond well to me! And I let them hop all over me—even my face. I don’t mind.
And I love to hug! So, embracing whatever bird you need me to is cool.
I am so good with people!
Silverspot Cinemas – Miami, FL
Guest Relations incumbent must be the Ambassador of the Cinema. Greet every Customer with a smile and be professional when assisting them with any and all services. Assist Customers with printing out tickets and refunding tickets when necessary. Greet all Customers upon arrival to theater. Assist guests by answering phones and returning e-mails in a timely & professional manner. Assist all departments in being receptive to the needs of Customers. Assist Customers with all pertinent information as required. Provide feedback from customers to Managers for action and / or attention.
ESSENTIAL DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES
Check daily emails on outlook for Customer inquiries, current updates, changes, etc...
Take out the tickets that are to be picked up that day and place them to the right of the right monitor for convenience and fast pick up.
Check to see if there are any voices messages and respond back immediately.
Check the paper level on the kiosk to have an idea of which ones to keep an eye on and when to change.
Check the LCD's for errors, if any, report them to a manager.
Prepare outside seating for the day.
Keep kiosks clean and in proper working order as well as surrounding area.
Restock business cards, envelopes, gift cards and ticket printer paper at the hostess stand when needed.
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
Dear Spot-On ers..
I’m so good at guest relations. That’s why I’m popular as a phone actress! I’m very attentive to needs and wants and desires. A happy customer is a happy day for everyone involved!
Plus, as a kid, I wanted to be a stewardess. To me they are the ultimate service agents. I mean, they know stuff. Look cute in their uniforms. Get to date pilots. And people love them.
I want people to fly our friendly theater. Get it? Can’t wait to chat with you. Can I be of service to you? Can I punch your ticket?
See. I’m good.
Silver Stars for Silverspot,
I’m related to some Chins!
Linguistica International – Kansas City, MO
Full Job Description
At Linguistica International, we meet any type of language service needs, including telephone-based interpretation, on-site interpretation, and written translation. Our services are available 24 hours a day, 365 days a year and our qualified professional interpreters cover over 350 languages and dialects.
Receive client-calls and answer in a professional manner
Render correct concepts and meanings between requested language and English, upholding correct rules of grammar, clarity, and tone, from one language into another
Provide clear and accurate renditions with no additions or omissions
Employ good customer service and clear enunciation, pronunciation, pleasant and professional voice as well as polite forms of expression
Remain calm during emergency calls
Native, or near-native, fluency in requested language and English
Ability to explain cultural concepts to avoid miscommunication, and to act as a cultural broker
Ability to concentrate, stay detached from the conversation and remain neutral and objective at all times while following the client’s instructions closely
Excellent listening, retention and note-taking skills to maintain a high level of accuracy
Suzi’s Cover Letter:
I can speak chin. Chins are very important to the look of someone’s face. A double chin is cute on a baby, but let’s be honest. You’re kind of a fatty if you have two chins. I can help people define their chin with makeup and slim their double (or triple—thanks, COVID) chin. Scarves are good for that. Or some shading.
I’m also good with Chinese Chins, because my mom was a Chin before she married my dad—a Wang. Though I’ve heard my mom has had some wangs on her chin before, but... I’m thinking that has nothing to do with this job. But if it does, I can take one or two on the chin, too.
I’m no Chelsea, but I’m a handler!
Southern California – Part-time
Job Title: Shieldy Handler
Location: Southern California
Classification: Part-time (Non-exempt)
USA Water Polo is seeking an outgoing, organized and motivated candidate to serve as a handler for its official costumed mascot, Shieldy. In this position, individuals will gain hands-on experience within and across a diverse set of game day promotional roles and functions, including theme night marketing and promotions, fan engagement and on-deck entertainment. This position is part-time, on an as-needed basis aligning with the USA Water Polo 2020 events calendar.
Escort and accompany Shieldy while performing game duties and designated off-site appearances.
Aid Shieldy and guide them throughout games and other relevant events.
Act as the “eyes, ears and voice” for the mascot performer, including awareness of game progression, in-game run of show, fan requests and potential hazards.
Carry mascot supplies (autograph cards, giveaway items, etc).
Assist mascot performer with preparation and execution of on-field routines, giveaway tosses and provide logistical support during games and appearances.
Serve as a fan liaison by providing exceptional customer service, including taking pictures, improving overall guest experience, etc.
Ensure that Shieldy is ready and appropriately dressed before entering the public.
Support the maintenance of Shieldy’s outfit, communicating necessary suit repairs.
Provide Shieldy feedback in order to ensure that Shieldy’s satisfying fan, guest and customer expectations.
Maintain a positive attitude and consistently greeting fans and guests.
Increase fan engagement by interacting directly with fans and guests with enthusiasm and excitement.
Must be able to work flexible hours, including afternoons, nights and weekends, as scheduled.
Individual must be comfortable approaching fans, have strong communication skills and a confident demeanor in order to help our team create a fun and lively game day atmosphere, strong improvisation skills a plus.
Ability to work well under pressure, in a high activity and heavily crowded venue for extended periods of time.
Must be able to relate with fans of all ages and demographics.
Ability to work in a high activity and heavily crowded venue for extended periods of time.
$13.00 Per Hour
Suzi's Cover Letter:
Dear Agents of Shield,
Who doesn’t love a mascot? Or hanging out with mascots? And even though I would be down with being one, at least I’m not the one inside sweating from places I shouldn’t. Plus, I think those costumes hide my best assets, which can be used to our advantage. Wink, wink.
I think is the perfect job for a woman since we are used to shields, like panty shields, so…
I would love to be Shieldy’s hand. It’s so Game of Thrones. Without the nakedness and murder. Which is good.
Ready to Armor,
I'm just your average girl who wants a kick-ass life and... love! If I could be a superhero, that would be AWESOME! I'm currently a "phone actress" looking for a really cool career. Don't get me wrong-- I love giving a hand to dudes who need someone to chat with. Everybody needs somebody! But, my parents keep telling me I need a respectable job. Sigh.