This entire election has us all saying “eff off”. Perhaps this is the one thing that can unite us:
The Ballot Box.
A soft pretzel box from Eastern Standard Provisions Co.
Munch on this—instead of your fingernails—on election night. Eat all your feelings with their signature soft pretzel twists, sticks, and bites, along with a bag of its classic pretzel salt. These heat-and-eat pretzels arrive fresh to your door to be enjoyed immediately or frozen for future late-night binging.
Priced at $20.20 (get it?), we can get behind this platform. Grab some mustard or cheese dip, or both—and let’s do this! Available at www.esprovisions.com or on Amazon.
Make Snacking Great Again.
If you’re feeling like you wanna bitch-slap COVID, then you might want to take part in the Embodiment Conference October 14-20 online.
You’ll get “free access to world-class teachers, practical tools for times of turmoil and a supportive global community”—according to its PR machine.
Alanis Morissette is the name of this whole virtual shindig: “I am thrilled to be part of The Embodiment Conference and participating in three panels. This conference is a timely and empowering balm, particularly during these challenging times. It is also a powerful resource for anyone who is healing from trauma themselves, or supporting someone on their healing journey.”
The hundreds of sessions being offered include: Coaching & Therapy; Dance & Creativity; Mediation & Breathwork; Yoga, and more…
Sign up HERE.
P.S. We think some good primal scream therapy would be a sing-a-long to “You Oughta Know.”
“.. And are you thinking of me when you f&ck her!!!!”
Probs not so zen, right?
The cracked Crack Wise Staff-- warriors of the Funformation Movement.