You can’t be average in anything, ever. Not even average when you’re slathering sanitizer on your hands.
Why use that sus sanitizer for lower-class, working slobs when you can clean-pinkies-in-the-air with designer sanitizer? And… even the luxury sanitizers are slapping each other around.
Noshinku claims they're the OG of the luxury sanitizer game—and the best.
Why Noshinku? Because your inner basic bitch wants to. Plus these reasons:
Light scent of bergamot (Just say citrus, you pretentious fool.)
No tackiness + quick drying (The only tacky thing is our clothing choice)
GORGEOUSLY designed packaging (Y’all know how important one’s package presentation is)
A 3-pack of the above-pictured product is $24. Won’t that cut into your latte budget?
The cracked Crack Wise Staff-- warriors of the Funformation Movement.