We. Just. Can’t. With some of the story ideas we’ve been pitched. Like this recent email we received with the subject line:
The Truth About “Winter Vagina”
Excuse me? We didn’t know lady parts had seasons. We were pitched an expert to speak on such matters and myths surrounding winter vagina. There’s no way we’re responding. But we did find this juicy tidbit from The Sun, who interviewed Dr. Jen Gunter about this winter-vaj-thing:
“… no one worries about winter butthole, because the air outside the body doesn’t really impact the dryness in our internal pockets. She notes that it’s pretty tricky for winter weather to impact the vagina, ‘which is inside your body and underneath clothes’, unless you were to go ahead and shove ice up there (not a good idea). The vagina is a self-cleaning, self-regulating haven that pretty much takes care of itself. You don’t need to warm it or cool it – it’s already at its optimal temperature. You don’t need to clean it – the vagina does that itself. The same goes for self-lubrication and discharge – that happens thanks to the vagina’s internal ecosystem, not the outside environment.”
We can unsee this. Especially “winter butthole”.
Glad we could put this all on ice…
Yeah. Bad pun.
Here are some other rando thoughts about winter jay:
Does it come with a muffler? (wink, wink)
Is this a gyno version of Game of Thrones?
Who’s riding down this slope?
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