Your neighborhood Karen can call the city if your lawn gets too high. Thank goodness she can’t call if your personal garden needs weeding.
LawnStarter is not the chia pet of personal growth. They’re a legit lawn care company. But they decided to do a little survey about our personal grooming practices.
What did they find in the bushes?
Hair to Stay: While some personal grooming habits have slipped during the pandemic, generally people have maintained their trimming and shaping. Roughly 51% of all women and 59% of all men describe their pandemic body hair as either a “managed forest” or a “well-manicured garden.”
Crack Wise Wonders: What about a rock with some moss on top?
The Pruning Never Stops: What are the most popular grooming areas? For women it’s armpits, with 69% of respondents purging their pits. The most popular grooming region for men is, of course, the face at 78%. Beards and mustaches are in, and, besides, the scruff just never quits.
Crack Wise Wonders: Mustache for men… but what about a Southern Comfort mustache for women? Would that be like kissing grandpa?
Just Don’t Go There: For both women and men, the groin, pubes, and genitals are obviously the most sensitive areas for trimming. But after these three nether regions, answers diverged. The next most sensitive area for men was the nose (really?) and for women the arms and face. It isn’t easy being hairy.
Crack Wise Wonders: We. Can’t. The word “pubes” is just… ick. Can we call it “love floss” instead?
Here’s the low down on the down low lawn…
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