Keto lovers may have turned a back on carbs, but many Crack Wise-ians embrace them like a Siamese twin (don’t really know what that means, but you’re feelin’ it.) That is why we shed a tear of joy when Einstein Bros. Bagels announced their newest menu item:
The Texas Brisket Egg Sandwich
Did you all hear that heavenly orchestral music, or was it just us?
This complete foodgasm is all about slow-smoked beef brisket, cheddar cheese, “fried” egg, and smoky chipotle sauce on a jalapeno bacon bagel.
A hearty, to-go breakfast is here. And so is a nap for us…
*Available 2/25 for a limited time
The cracked Crack Wise Staff-- warriors of the Funformation Movement.