Look. You’ve already eaten everything. Every. Single. Thing. Now what in the af are we going to snack on? Molly Bz knows what’s what.
These ain’t your granny’s cookies. These are giant alcohol-infused cookies.
Some choices include:
Hot Mess: made with tequila and Hot Cheetos
Maple and Bacon: infused with whiskey
Jalapeno Margarita: candied jalapenos and tequila, chocolate chips.
Get ‘em by the flight, or join the Cookie of the Month Club.
Everybody needs a cookie in their mouth...
This entire election has us all saying “eff off”. Perhaps this is the one thing that can unite us:
The Ballot Box.
A soft pretzel box from Eastern Standard Provisions Co.
Munch on this—instead of your fingernails—on election night. Eat all your feelings with their signature soft pretzel twists, sticks, and bites, along with a bag of its classic pretzel salt. These heat-and-eat pretzels arrive fresh to your door to be enjoyed immediately or frozen for future late-night binging.
Priced at $20.20 (get it?), we can get behind this platform. Grab some mustard or cheese dip, or both—and let’s do this! Available at www.esprovisions.com or on Amazon.
Make Snacking Great Again.
The cracked Crack Wise Staff-- warriors of the Funformation Movement.