Balloons are cool. The long ones can be made into animals. The shiny ones distract us from whatever nonsense is going on around us. You can ride in really big ones. But in our hearts we need a balloon that speaks to us. That understands we’re not average.
Oh, yeah! Badass Balloon Company is our people. Cuz we roll with a lot of ‘tude. And these balloons give us style points, because we exist in the -15 on the style scale.
These are fancy balloons, y’all. So get your Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah turnt up—even if it’s just you and your fur baby and your same yoga pants you’ve been wearing since lockdown…
Desiree Ontiveros is the mastermistress behind Badass. She’s a former fashion publicist, which means “she knows stuff”.
Check out all the décor kits, party décor, new arrivals, etc… Who knew there were so many balloon occasions?
Can we get a Crack-Wise-broke-the-snark-world-record kit, or the we-ate-all-the-Chips-Ahoy-cookies-in-five-minutes balloon pairing?
P.S. Seriously, though, think how cool your next Zoom meeting could look? Or your NASCAR party...
The cracked Crack Wise Staff-- warriors of the Funformation Movement.