This entire election has us all saying “eff off”. Perhaps this is the one thing that can unite us:
The Ballot Box.
A soft pretzel box from Eastern Standard Provisions Co.
Munch on this—instead of your fingernails—on election night. Eat all your feelings with their signature soft pretzel twists, sticks, and bites, along with a bag of its classic pretzel salt. These heat-and-eat pretzels arrive fresh to your door to be enjoyed immediately or frozen for future late-night binging.
Priced at $20.20 (get it?), we can get behind this platform. Grab some mustard or cheese dip, or both—and let’s do this! Available at www.esprovisions.com or on Amazon.
Make Snacking Great Again.
The cracked Crack Wise Staff-- warriors of the Funformation Movement.