Wrong Number

Yesterday alone, I received six (6) telemarketing calls. That’s the most I’ve gotten in one day. It’s so frustrating. Look, asshat. I’m not answering the phone unless I know who it is. Haven’t these idiots figured this out yet? Plus, if it’s a legit call—they’ll leave a message if it’s important.

When you add up the stupid phone calls and the scammy emails—you just want to scream!

Now, I’m getting spam text messages. 
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Look “Jen”. Go date yourself. First of all, nice try thinking I’m some dude hoping you sent me some “taco” pic. Ripe for catching a virus either way. Second of all, I’m a hetero chick. Don’t want to see your “fish farm”, and I’m married. Not on Zoosk. Ever.

Change my number to” 867-53-oh-no!

via GIPHY

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