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Wish never fails to entertain me. I haven’t bought anything from them in a while, cuz I really don’t want to possibly invite the COVID into my home via packages from China. I know that seems ridiculous, but I’ll eventually cave and start making purchases again. This item won’t make it into my cart, though...  It’s not that I’m closed-minded. This just looks like some brokedown wannabe superhero that’s missed the mark. You know, like some grown 20-something hit his head too much and thought he was a superhero. His superhero name would be “Super Dick” (Richard J. Peters by day)—with his mouth where the hole is. Meanwhile, I’m going to have to tell my husband to make up the spare room because apparently we can buy Matt Damon for $22.  I thought he’d at least go for $75. He’s selling himself at Ben Affleck prices. Sigh. Know your worth…  Who knew you could buy a man for $15 on Wish? This app has provided hours of entertainment. Hope you find joy in the silliest of things… I made the mistake of clicking on a “racy” item on Wish. Check that. It was no mistake. Some of these items are hilarious, and the descriptions are the best—so many times lost in translation due to the English/Chinese thing. But… I’m gonna have to say it’s a hard no (so to speak) on this item:  I mean, I think it’s great there’s lingerie for men. But this isn’t really sexy. And this. I have no words:  What are the arrows supposed to indicate!?!? Ventilation? Is there some kind of fragrance or cologne that emanates from the crotchal region? Or is this for dudes that have stank crotch? I bet some idiot’s gonna wear this as a Coronavirus mask… |
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