Wish never fails to entertain me. I haven’t bought anything from them in a while, cuz I really don’t want to possibly invite the COVID into my home via packages from China. I know that seems ridiculous, but I’ll eventually cave and start making purchases again.
This item won’t make it into my cart, though...
It’s not that I’m closed-minded. This just looks like some brokedown wannabe superhero that’s missed the mark. You know, like some grown 20-something hit his head too much and thought he was a superhero. His superhero name would be “Super Dick” (Richard J. Peters by day)—with his mouth where the hole is.
Meanwhile, I’m going to have to tell my husband to make up the spare room because apparently we can buy Matt Damon for $22.
I thought he’d at least go for $75. He’s selling himself at Ben Affleck prices. Sigh. Know your worth…
I like when Pinterest gives me suggestions, because I might discover something else to obsess over (scones, mug cakes, toys from childhood, etc…). But I know for a fact I’m not into this:
Why in the name of all things good would I want to make a piñata filled with the COVID?
“In eight easy steps.”
I can think of three:
Anywho, this would be a great Dr. Evil-type weapon… “Hey, everybody! Let’s bust open this piñata! Who knows what treats are inside!?!?”
“Release the COVID.” (While stroking Mr. Bigglesworth...)
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