Win-Dohs!

What subliminal imagery are you trying to hit me with, Windows? I look up, and I see this screen saver:
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Is it just me, or does this rock look like a set of butt cheeks with a hole in the left cheek?
 
Please. It can't just be me. Upon further investigation, this:
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WTH is this!?!? Looks like that other rock on the right is trying to eat these cheeks!

Perhaps screen savers should be named "screen sketchy". Or maybe, this could be a brilliant plan by Windows/Microsoft. We're spending so much time on our computers we might need to take a break... naked... preferably with a human companion.
 
Thanks for helping us procreate, Windows!
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via GIPHY

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