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4/3/2019

 
Warning: this post is a random mashup of things I’ve seen and had to share. I can’t be alone in my thoughts. I must disturb you, too.

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I came across this at Target. I love that section they have in the front of the store with all those items $5 and under. I wanted to buy this, but really have no use for it. I found it gross and funny. And then the spelling error on the back made me want to share what I had found. Do I have perfect spelling or grammar? No. But I’m not paid to proof read copy and  instructions on items. If I were, I would’ve caught this one. That’s “LIFT” open. 
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While I must give props to WOIO’s social media person for writing some clever set-ups for their links, whomever is editing stories dropped the ball on this one. I found it funny that this story is about a student’s perfect AP test score, yet later in the story the writer forgot to add the “s” to “State”. #GoBackToSchool #NoPerfectScoreForYou

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A friend of mine is vacationing in Thailand. Since my maturity level is that of a 10-year-old boy, I laughed out loud at his location. I’m certain I never want to visit a place where you “hang dongs”. Surely, men must be a bit fearful traveling there. I envision street merchants showing off their hanging dongs, next to the hanging chicken or whatever. Also, I would imagine that roasting dongs would lend to smoky conditions.

P.S. I could go for some Pho. But without smoked dong.

Yup. These are some of the things that have crossed my mind today.


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