Tinkle, Tinkle Little Star

Apparently, ladies, we’ve been tinkling all wrong all these years.

My friend Jane snapped these pics while at a recent doctor’s appointment.

WTH?

Sitting comfortably on the throne letting it flow is not the proper method for urine collection. It’s obvious you need to be a member of USA Gymnastics to acquire a proper sample. I know I will pull a muscle if I try to sit spread eagle on the toilet while trying to negotiate a cup to make a collection. Really.

Also, notice how it looks like females pee from our butts. And lastly, the chick in this photo is obviously dehydrated from the color of her toxic yellow pee. Water, girlfriend. Water.

Wow.

Well, since we don’t want to violate any Urination Collection Laws, here is the proper procedure.
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​You're welcome.
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via GIPHY

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