The Tunnel Is Clear

I have a cousin whom I've nicknamed “Hot Mess”, because she is. And she proudly keyboard-vomits her life on Facebook.

She’s regaled her “friends” with woes of her divorce and her deadbeat husband, love of her three teenage boys (who can read this on FB), her budding Mary Kay business that went bust after she yelled at people for not buying anything, and her quest for a sugar daddy.

That’s just a small taste of Cousin Ick.

She’s a year older than I… which means she is well grown. But she’s still that bratty little girl that I wanted to bitch slap.

In her quest to be a “kept” woman, this is her latest profile pic.
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What. The. F%ck.

Seriously. I’ve seen all her profile pics. The most flattering shots are the camera-up-high ones. I don’t know how she’s gonna catch any “D” in this pic, unless she plans on getting a “D” in her nose hole.

Seeing straight up anyone’s nose is not a good profile pic.
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Just. Stop. 

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