The Strangler

The things you see while shopping. For realzies. 

This young gal was with her momma, who apparently approves of her womb-revealing shorts and house slippers. 

For the love of all things sacred, please don’t abuse your jayjay. It needs to breathe. It doesn’t need to choke on a wad of thong and denim.

I was young once. But even then I didn’t want to have to hide-and-pick. Unless this is a new job (like social media management) for a new generation. Gloves better be included. 

Maybe she’s some kind of "vagina vigilante" and she’s strangling her own first... (?) 

And WTH with the house slippers? You’re picking up all kinds of nasty with those cute-sy feathers. 

At least her top is covered. She really should've completed this look with a tube top. 

P.S. Do you know how difficult it is to walk behind someone, snap a covert pic, and not get caught? LOL

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