The Kurse

​​What in the af? We lose LeBron and replace him with… Khloe Kardashian!?!?
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​I don't mean replacing him on the hardwood, though she’s surely familiar with the wood, but her physical being in the CLE. What did we do, Sweet Baby Jesus, to deserve this? She was around last year and guess what? We lost in the finals.
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Granted, she’s the one Kardashian/Jenner I can tolerate the most because she appears to be a “realist” (as Iggy Iz would say.) Great. You love NEO—and that’s endearing. But you’re choosing to stay with a known “cookie jar” sampler. So, you have two choices here, Mizz K:

1. Stay with TT and live with the fact the CAVS will not advance to the playoffs because of your aura.
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2. Allow TT to get some side tittie, because he has Tiger Woods Syndrome—he wins, and wins more often when he’s got side-lady action.

Good luck... to us.