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10/18/2018

 
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So, I snapped this pic the other day while out on a drive. Sometimes, I need to get away from the computer screen. But then I find inspiration. Like this picture, and I’m sharing all my twisted thoughts with you.

I love the cleverness of Hooker’s. I was totally giving this company props because I thought it was the name of a tow truck company. But upon further examination, not so much.

Sigh.

If Hooker’s is a family name, well, that’s a tad unfortunate—unless that’s your trade of choice. It appears, though, that Hooker’s is just an office complex. Maybe the Ladies of the Night have a side hustle—which is a legit business. Oh, the irony.

Or… if Hooker’s is a den of iniquity, perhaps the sign is an indication of where the ladies like the action.

Butt… does it cost more? Because some ladies I know say the south end is just for holidays and very, very special occasions.
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I guess we’ll never know.


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