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Run For The Border

10/10/2018

 
A gift from Heaven. That’s what I’m calling this. When I came across this picture on my good friend Pat DeLuca’s Instagram, well… I was tingling with joy.
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​A real-life picture of two real-life folk doin’ whatever the hecks they want to in public, in broad daylight. When you get the munchies, munch away!

You know my mind is over-filled with thoughts and questions and feelings:

Was it Taco Tuesday?

Is this a new medical technique called mouth-to-muffin resuscitation?

Maybe she has a magical ranch dressing crotch?

Is this gentleman an ocarina player?

Or more importantly, is this about equal rights? I noticed the sign to the left advertising diamonds. I’ve always said, “if a gal wants some bling, you gotta hop on that thing.” Perhaps he was eyeing a nice pinky ring.

P.S. Nice butt crack, dude.


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