I’ve come to embrace all the creepy awesomeness that is Halloween. One of these years, I’m gonna jump all skeleton-in and decorate like crazy. But I don’t understand why I’m getting creepy Halloween items in my social media feeds, when I haven’t searched for any Halloween-related items!!!
Because this mother-effin’ thing is haunting me:
We all know that Ring Around the Rosie is one twisted little kid's game about the Black Plague. If it really isn’t, it’s still morose. Anyhow, nice try on attempting to make this item sound cute:
I mean, if I really need any amount of creepy I can walk into any Walmart. Is that what Walmart is really advertising?
Editor-in-chief Kathy Vogel shares what's on her mind... through her fingers.