Representin'!

We field a ton of emails on the daily because people want their stories told through Crack Wise. Can you blame 'em? We're having a lot of fun over here. So, when I saw this email, I had a good LOL.
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I'm thinking of our beloved Stow, OH-- a nice community to live in. Wouldn't it be cool if a PR company represented a city? Would that mean that some hype guys would show up at city events and shout out some "what whats" and "yeaaaaahs"? 

That would be the best. Be cool if Crack Wise had some hype guys and gals.... They could get the world pumped up with:

"The funformation movement is heeeeere!"

"Our Crack ain't whack!"

"Smart like an owl, you won't cry foul!"

"Forge Yeezy, he cheesy. Forget the lies and get Crack Wise!"

Yeah. we need to make this happen...
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