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Project F&ck Off

4/26/2019

 
Who can’t smell a spammy scammy email a mile away? But I must give this douchebag props for trying a different approach.
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Oh, a charity project. Must be legit. Let me read this email from someone I don’t know.
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Ah, yes. The random capitalization of words and misuse of grammar. Because according to the terminology, Mrs. AssClown doesn’t have Cancer anymore because it’s been ‘overturn.’ Anywho, I will give scam-style-points for the twist of “her” desire to help others even though she’s dying and her husband died, too.

There is a large part of me that wants to create a new email address just to answer these scammers to see how far it could go.

But, alas. I have other more pressing things to do. Like take a nap.

Kudos for the creativity. A crotch kick because you’re looking to de-cash someone.

P.S. Doesn't the "heavenly touch" email sound like a place Robert Kraft would hang out at?
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