Personal Zoo

So I’m thinking I want my own zoo. In a recent blog post, I wanted toys. Still do. And some of what I’m talking about (both of these items are toys—though one is not presented that way.

So this came up in my feed. You know how much I love Wish. Some really cool products on the cheap. And some really bizarre stuff. I saw this and thought:
“I can buy a dog for $19? Yes!”

Obviously, you can’t buy a real dog (I checked.) Perhaps some better marketing is needed. LOL
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Then I saw this, also in my news feed—from Walmart. So, I did some research. I couldn’t find this panda on line. Bummer. Because I want a panda! But I did find this rechargeable dog ride. This stuff wasn’t around when I was a kid. Maybe the big deal was one of those mini motorized cars. But if we wanted to ride a pony, we either had a rocking chair, or daddy pretended to be a horse by getting down on all fours and we sat on his back.

Why can’t they make this big enough for me? Not fair.

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