Not Wishing for This

I made the mistake of clicking on a “racy” item on Wish. Check that. It was no mistake. Some of these items are hilarious, and the descriptions are the best—so many times lost in translation due to the English/Chinese thing.

But… I’m gonna have to say it’s a hard no (so to speak) on this item:​

I mean, I think it’s great there’s lingerie for men. But this isn’t really sexy.

And this. I have no words:

What are the arrows supposed to indicate!?!? Ventilation? Is there some kind of fragrance or cologne that emanates from the crotchal region? Or is this for dudes that have stank crotch?

I bet some idiot’s gonna wear this as a Coronavirus mask…

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