Musical Vampire

Super groups can be a double-edged sword. More on the business end than anything else—hurting. Badly.

This had me howling. I was optimistic about the group Hollywood Vampires. How can you go wrong when you put a musical project together with Alice Cooper, Joe Perry and Johnny Depp?

Maybe the kiss of Depp is the Kiss of Death. They're back with more music (Who knew they had any previously). I wish they would’ve stayed in their mansions.

There’s something off about their song “Who’s Laughing Now”. Maybe it’s because Johnny sounds British when he sings, and he’s not British. Or perhaps the Alice Cooper parts sound like an Alice Cooper impersonator.
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I get it. The song is all about telling Hollywood and Johnny's critics to suckle his schlong. But…

Maybe I just need more wine. Lots more wine. Because everyone on the YouTube loves this. Check that. They love Johnny Depp. Perhaps he’s altered their ear holes with his musical sorcery.

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