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Mr. Rong

12/17/2018

 
Since I’m half Asian, I could easily fill this role? 

Rep Agent Request

Hi

Our company Chong Yip Finance Ltd  reviewed you profile on LinkedIn your experience makes you a great fit for us as Account Receivable agent in your region.Part time job with a salary of $4,900 monthly and 5% commission.Let me know if interested for more details
 
Best Regards
Han Rong
 
Thanks for the email, Mr. Rong-- and making it so personal with the generic "Hi".

Since I have an entrepreneurial spirit, I’m always considering business options—how did you know? Plus, who can beat such a sweet deal? (insert eye roll)

I Googled Chong Yip Finance Ltd (sounds like a bunch of Chihuahuas to me). Guess what? SCAAAAAAM!

Not shocking.

It’s a fake company trying to convince its “agents” to fork over money to gain money.

Shame on you for trying to appropriate Star Wars by using the name “Han”. 
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