Mind Your Munching
F&ck you, Yes Theory for taking away another valid reason to hate Justin Bieber. The internets blew up after a picture surfaced of some dude (supposedly Beebs) munching a burrito the completely wrong way—taking a bite from the side!
What is wrong with humanity!?!?
But, these Yes Theory asshats (I guess they’re You Tube famous? I’m so unhip) had a lot of people fooled.
I can see how it happened. Some chick snapped a picture of her bf eating a Kit Kat the total wrong way—just biting it whole and not separating it into individual bars—and the pic went viral.
But I’m sensing some actual truth in this stunt. And it has nothing to do with Bieber. I think there are a lot of men who don’t know how to “eat” things properly, and this was just another example.
You need to get face-to-face with your snack. You need to gently take a nibble, or else you’re going to create too much pressure, and the taco shell will crack. Eating a burrito from the side forces both hands to have to hold the burrito. That’s a waste of one good hand. One hand holds the burrito, the other… does whatever it needs to.
Learn your lessons.
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