Hamming It Up

That’s the best headline we could devise. We're sleep-deprived.

​Honey Baked Ham is celebrating its online merch shop with a custom HAMmock. Yup. It’s your fantasy come true. You can look like and be as desired as a Honey Baked Ham.

Press your “ham” into this:
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KFC is pretty cool with its online merch and marketing. Honey Baked Ham doesn’t want to get left behind. I get it. Seriously, I only think of H.B. around the holidays. But its online merch shop leaves something to be desired. There are very few items, and the marketing folks need to come up with as many pun-item-related products as possible. Deeming themselves “Home of the World’s Best Swag” is ballsy and… inaccurate. Plus, for whatever reason-- the look of this hammock makes me want to hurl. It looks like raw flesh to me. 

I appreciate your pork swagger. But you need the merch to back up the swag. At least you have the HAMmock. You should’ve made a ham pool floatie to also celebrate summer. Not all of your products need to incorporate the word “ham”. That might help.

Off for a nap. But not in this hammock. LOL

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