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Intimate Conversation

3/6/2019

 
I love, love, love the emails I get. On occasion… on many occasions… it gives my mind the chance to wander into Inappropriate Land. I feel at home there.

Here’s a fascinating email:
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​Does this mean that ladies are supposed to have a conversation with their jayjays?

I suppose an intimate convo between a 20-something and her jay might go something like this:

JayJay: We need to talk.
Sara: K.
(Moment of silence while JayJay tries to find the right words to say)
JayJay: I don’t know where to start, so I’m just gonna put it out there. I’m not happy with what you’re putting inside me.
Sara: What are you talking about?
JayJay: That sloppy fat ass you brought home last night!
Sara: Well, well........ I was lonely. And…
JayJay: This isn’t the first time. And you let him throw up in me! Do you know how gross that is?
Sara: I mean. Things got out of control, like, pretty fast, and I wasn’t thinking…
JayJay: I liked you better when you were into rabbits and eggs. Leave it to the pros!
Sara: Whatevs.
JayJay: Why do you hate me so much?
Sara: I had a lot of Fireball, okay?
JayJay: Stop. Drinking. Fireball.
(The conversation breaks for a moment)
JayJay: I love you. Why can’t you love me? Just you?
Sara: Because I could go blind, right?
JayJay: Sigh…
*End of scene
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