Immature and Proud of It

Dear Facebook,
Stop showing me an ad for Hiscox Insurance.

And please with the screengrab for your ad—a dude. A dude for Hiscox insurance!?!? I have the maturity of a 13-year-old boy! And, this man looks as if he’s gazing up to Heaven begging for some miracle with his c*ck. Like, “Please let the Viagra work!” Plus, I don’t see where his hands are… and that leaves me with many other inappropriate thoughts.

Nice slogan: “encourage courage”. Courage to get Hiscox? I’m picky about whosecox, okay?

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