Granddaughter Girlfriend

Older man. Younger woman. This concept is nothing new. Experts will say genetics are to blame. That way back in time we needed to populate the Earth, and so men need younger women to make that happen because older women ain’t droppin’ eggs anymore, blah, blah, blah. But that has nothing to do with today.

There is no need to populate the planet. It’s just a man’s need to feel like he’s still got juice. Like, free-flowing, life-creating juice. Vurp.

I just read a story that 64-year-old Dennis Quaid dumped his long-time girlfriend Santa Auzina—who’s 31—for Laura Savoie—who’s 26.
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While the dudes are high-fiving their “bra” for landing a hot, young babe, keep in mind she could be his granddaughter.

You are banging your granddaughter!

I get that age is just a number. But seriously, what do you two have in common with nearly four (4) decades separating you!?!?

Guess she’s a smart one—a PhD student. And smart because who doesn’t want some celebrity money and notoriety.

I thought she might be into fossil fuels and Dennis was a case study.
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Hey, it might be true love. I mean, Dennis is still fit-and-fine and who didn’t love to sit on grandpa’s lap as a kid?

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