Grammer/Wurd Poleece

I don’t proclaim to use perfect grammar and sentence structure on the daily. You’ve read Crack Wise, right? LOL 

But there are some pet peeves that just…. GAH… make me cringe. And I must vent.

Take this, for example:
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Do you know how many times I see something like this posted? There is no such thing as FIRST ANNUAL!!! If something is a “first” then it did not exist previously, therefore, annual is out until next year! You can host an “Inaugural” event. The second occurrence of said event then becomes “annual.”

Then this…
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For the love of sweet baby Jesus. There is no word “prolly.” Technically, it is a word. But it’s an abbreviation/bastardization of “probably.” Was this word born into existence because of some drunk mofo? (And yes, I know I didn't text in a complete sentence.)

And since it was discovered that Auto Correct turned “probably” into “prolly”, I should write the dbags at Apple and ask them to correct their auto correct, because with each update it’s gotten worse-er.

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