I don’t proclaim to use perfect grammar and sentence structure on the daily. You’ve read Crack Wise, right? LOL
But there are some pet peeves that just…. GAH… make me cringe. And I must vent.
Take this, for example:
Do you know how many times I see something like this posted? There is no such thing as FIRST ANNUAL!!! If something is a “first” then it did not exist previously, therefore, annual is out until next year! You can host an “Inaugural” event. The second occurrence of said event then becomes “annual.”
For the love of sweet baby Jesus. There is no word “prolly.” Technically, it is a word. But it’s an abbreviation/bastardization of “probably.” Was this word born into existence because of some drunk mofo? (And yes, I know I didn't text in a complete sentence.)
And since it was discovered that Auto Correct turned “probably” into “prolly”, I should write the dbags at Apple and ask them to correct their auto correct, because with each update it’s gotten worse-er.
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